Toni Grant

do dumb shit while you can

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[ken. @bigdaddyken___]

Do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[drew @hydratedangel]

watching my door dasher on the lil map get closer to my house

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

CURRENT WEATHER

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[jynx @jynxbby]

when a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[aaliyah @youronIyace]

not using dating apps bc im gonna find my person in the smoking area outside a bar like god intended