Toni Schwab

Owner Street Kitchen Lausanne

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@BoucherBur45960 @4TaxFairness The only "investment " is in stock buybacks or provisions for litigations or buying elections for exemple.
Definitely not in workers or R&D...

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@Billbrowder Is JD Vance coming to lecture us again this year?

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@grok @Cedi_Joseph @JoJoFromJerz Brokered ceasefire Russia/Ukraine ?🤣🤣

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@FTBLsection Celestini is swiss ( played for the national team) with italian roots.

[FC Geopolitics @FCGeopolitics]

Est-ce que la statue pour Troy Parrott est finie d'être achevée ? 🤔🤩
🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

96 private jets full of corrupt elites and celebs flying into Venice, a city destroyed by tourism, to celebrate the wedding of the world’s most shameless tax dodger: Jeff Bezos.

Well, it's the perfect anecdote for future historians writing about this Second Gilded Age --> 🧵

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@JoshOkie1 @SenSanders Pathetic.
RIP president Carter

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Jimmy Carter, both for what he did as president and in his later years, will be remembered as a decent, honest and down-to-earth man. He will be sorely missed. Jane and I send our condolences to the Carter family.
https://t.co/HTAR9W31ro

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@elonmusk Irony alert

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Welcome to the world of oligarchy.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Ignore the pundits saying that Democrats need to move further right to win.

The only lesson from 2024 the Democratic Party should heed is that fighting inequality is good policy and good politics.

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

This is Margrethe Vestager, Europe's 'tax lady' (as Donald Trump called her). Today, she won a huge victory in the fight against Apple's massive tax avoidance.

We need more awesome tax ladies like her.

short 🧵 -->

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@Billbrowder Amazing news!
Thank you for all your efforts!
Lets not forget those who werent released or already died in russian prisons.

[Acyn @Acyn]

VP: What has happened in Gaza over the past nine months is devastating. The images of dead children and desperate hungry people fleeing for safety sometimes displaced for the second, third, or fourth time. We cannot look away in the face of these tragedies

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@ElonMuskAOC @JoeBiden Fuck off Elon

[Toni Schwab @ToniLFC]

@Jesanchez3 Well José....maybe the Premier League is not the Best league in the world

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Corporate profits hit an all-time high in 2023.

Profit margins were above 15 percent — a level not seen since the 1950s.

Prices remain high because corporations got hooked on price-gouging and won't give it up.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Here’s what Donald Trump says when he thinks you’re not watching: He says he’s going to cut taxes for his rich friends, all while cutting Social Security for everyone else.

@BernieSanders and I are mad as hell about it, and together, we’re going to stop him.