big baby jesus

♑️♒️♌️ capricorn stellium based.
the random musings of a millenial baby Jesus 📜✨️

don't come over here with that bullshit.

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

being that astrology is another tool for self-reflection, it never surprises me when people close themselves off to it. its much easier to not know yourself, and not have to change bad behaviors.

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

must be outta her monkey ass mind to think she can sing better than monica

[✍🏾🗣 @writtenbytruth]

Tamar has now shaded Kandi and Monica back saying she’s gonna be nice to the devil and she sings better than them both. 😭🫠🤭 #EssenceFest

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

don't ever ask them why they would get branded like cows for friendship 😭😭 they get real mad & put you out of their crib, ik from experience lol

[jackson joestar ^_^ @wintrludes]

when i see frat niggas with branding marks on their bodies i just wonder why the actual fuck would it ever be that serious

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

looking dumb as fuck tryna hold that breath in 😭😭 evil ass

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicki Minaj shares new post of Donald Trump:

“#WhiteHouseBarbie with her favorite President of all time”

[Jennifer, The Editor @JennyWHOA]

Now this? THIS? This is the song of (my) summer. Fuck all that Spend Dat shit. When I think, "song of the summer", I think lighthearted, upbeat and, most importantly, DANCEABLE. Spend Dat is none of those things. Thank goodness Baby Chief Do It gave us Ghetto Love Story 💕

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

all this bullying talk from grown ass people is making my nerves bad. yall some crybabies, man go to fucking therapy. like nigga you 36 years old 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rell @rellyrich10X]

I was a nerdy kid in bad neighborhoods and bad schools. Nobody bothered me or other kids like me. Yall were just pussy and that’s why you hold onto it still

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

when people with kids tell stories about their kids and they use excessive baby voice it creeps me the fuck out 😭😭😂😂

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Oh baby you lost them at "microcosm". You gotta speak caveman to them 😪

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

I know you fucking lying. the absolute AUDACITY

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

Uncle Luke referring to Yung Miami’s “Spend Dat” controversy as Black-on-Black crime has me HOLLERING!

Y’all niggas aren’t serious. Let’s wrap this shit up, please! Don’t bring this into next week. Enough is enough.

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

she needa go eat a rib sandwich so she can relax. all that energy she be having 😭😭 baby you anemic and you hungry. that's all that is

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

literally all the atlanta housewives are businesswomen 😒 she stay tryna shade them and its gross when you're sitting on a platform that they built.

[mazeclips🐉 @wydmaze]

Cam Newton PRESSED Pinky Cole over her decision to go on TV and cry on The Real Housewives of Atlanta after losing a $100 million brand. She claimed she did it as a promotion for her business deals. 🤯

“I did it to get everyone’s attention so I could grow my business back. I’m not even a housewife, i don’t think like them ; I’m a businesswoman. I don’t stay at home and just cook for my husband. I get up and go to work. I pay for help to do the chores.”

[Wav 💮🛡️🔜 Dreamcon @wavgawd]

If you start selling pussy or doing drugs cause of a song, you might just be stupid

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

@ashquadra @royalepains @jiggyjayy2 now why in the hell would you call that girl smeagol 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

this lady done let her dumbass little white dog run all through my shit & I literally wear black 80% of the time 😑😑😑😑 what the whole fuck man

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

valid because where was this critique for my coochie pink my booty hole brown and the STD-themed lip glosses

[BB @whatuplakerss]

I’m sorry spend dat ain’t worse than nothing sexy red put out

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

but you had one with kevin mccall???? gross 😂😂😂😂 no pun intended

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

would've popped out one of his lil chocolate babies so fast 😭😂 eva was tripping lol

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

Eva Marcille said her and Lance Gross broke off their engagement because he wanted kids and she's didn't. Admitting she feels bad every time she see him because she has 3 kids now.

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

why is this a bop

[Never Beating Those Allegations @nice_two]

Mannnnn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SpendDatShit

[big baby jesus @tonirising]

india's critique was lame but this right here is petty and ugly and it sounds like shit

[Kollege Kidd @KollegeKidd]

Yung Miami’s “Spend Dat” producer J. White Did It teases remix using India Arie’s “Video” song

[Uni ✨ @uutaughtyou]

@prn63ss Bria and Porsha are the reason I’m not scared of aging. They’ve proven that you only get sexier with time