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toni // ethnically ambiguous 30 year old // not-so-slim shady // can i borrow a dollar // stay street

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i’m sorry for what i said when my blood sugar was high

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I have PMDD so, probably the psychosis

[theGIRLScare. ng @theGIRLScare]

Girls, what’s that one period symptom you still don’t understand?

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@_Riyatwt Baja blast my friend

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@Rainwontmiss Yes I did. She passed when I was 20.

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congratulations you just lost your job and gained a lawsuit

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

With the latest mass shooting at Brown University, this might be a good time to mention that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban reduced mass shooting deaths by 43% - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths spiked by 239%.

It's the fucking guns.

[Aidan Kohn-Murphy @AidanKohnMurphy]

however bad you’re imagining this essay to be, it’s sooo much worse. cannot believe a college student wrong this. 0/25 seems somehow generous lmao

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@Maxy_aura kms

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I feel like yall constantly forget that disabled people exist???

[tailKATE ♥️🏒💙 @COgirlWIworld]

The amount of people who have true hatred for grocery delivery is wild to me. Like why are you so mad that someone doesn’t want to go into a store to shop????

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@SteveLovesAmmo What’s it like being dead wrong

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@charlesfugitt @ThrillaRilla369 Reading comprehension skills: 0

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Southwest makes it so checked bags are no longer free. Everyone does carry on bags to avoid the fee. Planes don’t have enough overhead bin space for everyone’s bags. Southwest flight attendants beg people to check their bags at the gate for free. Boarding process delayed. Genius

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@emmamurabito White

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@____selah “You better watch it, buster”

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@dakotadelaneyyy Tea

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@JamesSpillaneNH @arianajasmine__ Since when is a nursing degree worthless? Are you stupid?

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Why was my mom so mean to me growing up and why does she not remember being mean to me

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@blondehotcoffee Me @ the dirty Baja blast 😭

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yall are getting scammed so bad this is literally a tube sock with a hole in it

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE APPLE IPHONE POCKET EATS SO BAD OMFG😭😭😭

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

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@GfloDough @harbizard “You could just say you didn’t have an argument”