Tonka Time

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

@functi0nZer0 Three year olds are the most hilarious people on earth

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I was preparing cocktails this morning when my four year old daughter Bysycle ran into the kitchen with tears in her eyes.

“Dad,” she said, did you hear that Trump put algae in the reflecting pool because he hates America?”

I nodded.

“And now, no one will be able to drink from it anymore, will they?”

I shook my head.

“Even grandma?”

With that, I lost it. We threw our arms around each other and sobbed.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

No lies detected.

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

@Hay8941 @Chasen_Shreve @Milzey4 done like hurt or done like a bum

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

These fking nerds with their rowing celebration shit

[Underdog @Underdog]

Norway fans "Viking Row" up a Boston escalator on their way to their opener against Iraq 🇳🇴

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

@emilykmay @the_fem_tm Pleasing both people in a partnership instead of just one???? Scandalous

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

@jarrensims @edgeAIapp Was it bad?

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

@SteveHusseyMusi Knees to armpits and a balls width off the plate on each side

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

The Browns front office when they get three late 1st round draft picks for Myles Garrett

[Chandler🤙🏼 @ChannyMill]

Tapping the sign

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

New 9-10 year-old-little league coach here, and, woof, I have to tell ya, the hardest part about baseball at this level is getting the kids to stop crying about the steroid injections.

[Henry Palattella @HellaPalattella]

One of the more interesting "In Play, (Outs)" you'll ever see.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Tonka Time @tonkatimeDFS]

Bitch that looks delicious

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Delly and Bazzana🔥🔥🔥🔥