Mads Mikkelsen Q&A “What would you like to do if Hugh Dancy was here in Japan?”
“Take him to a sushi restaurant. Then TAKE HIM BACK TO A HOTEL because when he drinks a lot he’s very bad at poker”
I about choked.
fuck my warlock life dude my otherworldly patron is a FREAK i cant keep doing this, like i know they promised me eldritch knowledge beyond comprehension and i know i legally agreed to take the "pact of the chain" but did it really have to come with a collar 😭
I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no