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Retweet your friends, screenshot your enemies. Bad press is still press.

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Hey @MagiciansSYFY , I think I found a portal to #Fillory in Baltimore! ❤️@hale_appleman @SummerBishil1 @RasonJalph @StellaMaeve14 @OliviaDudley @ArjunGuptaBK @JadeTailor @BrittanyCurran

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@michaelharriot It took me a minute, but then I remembered the layers that come with all of your tweets 😅

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@AoDespair Who decided this was a good idea. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@asmamiryam Welcome back to the East Coast 🦟. Also since when do you play bass, friend?

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@Zack_Hubbard1 Also this option 😅

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@Zack_Hubbard1 Sleep is just as important as exercise, honestly. I would get a foldable treadmill for your desk so you can walk during meetings if you work from home. Use a standing desk. Do 15-20 minutes of hiit at home. You don’t need a big workout to make a big difference!

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@NotTheVillain @DGlaucomflecken It’s sad how younger physicians may not get this reference anymore!

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@acweyand My pediatrician told me “milk is a condiment” at toddler age and I found that very helpful advice!

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@7Lopi @thanh_neville Omg! This must be NYC??

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@faBioethics @njoybetz Plaid! Nirvana tee!

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@DrJenGunter Anything by Whitney Houston!

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@davidaxelrod @CaitlinClark22 Are you seriously tone policing this young woman? Do you tone police male NBA players too?

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@asmamiryam IYKYK!

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@Ceciliabilingue @RonFilipkowski Because antisemitism.

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@asmamiryam Oh yes let’s talk next weekend!

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@resiakshahid Tell me you live in Pittsburgh without telling me! 😅

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@Double_Oh_Panda @Phil_Lewis_ Jonah:

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@Ginalilvol Baltimore

[ProPublica @propublica]

Doctors at a major US insurance company deny tens of thousands of claims a month without even looking at patients’ files.

“We literally click & submit,” a former Cigna doctor told @ProPublica & @Capitol_Forum. “It takes all of 10 seconds to do 50 at a time.”

The inside story 🧵

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@michaelharriot It’s about America, really!