Anthony Jansen

chicken little stan account
#cluckhead4life

he/him/his

the most on toast

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

Okay but like if Ace Cluck is called out by his teacher as "Chicken Little", are any of his other classmates even called by their real names? Is foxy loxie her real name? Goosey loosie? Master Runt of the Litter? Fish out of Water? #chickenlittle #cluckers #Disney

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Your honor, with respect, no thanks. #yiayhonor

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms I DO NOT KNOW SYYLAMBLES,
I CAMMOT WREAD OR COUNT
IS DIS POME?
#YIAYku

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@AmazingPhil Goes to sleep every night wearing jeans.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

When were shoes invented? Shoeteen-seventeen.

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms #YIAYbreak Covid-19 makes grandfather horny

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms For why but? K #YIAYbreak

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Probably pigeons #YIAYex

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

Mewow though #foreal

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Eggs Eggs Eggs #YIAYe3

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Probably just stay home, thanks. #yiayVAX

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

🍪To cookie or 2 cookie?! Dat is da COOKIE question!🍪 #ShakespearesBirthday

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

How do you cook an elephant?
You don't, leave it alone please.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

how menny cheaks do you have

four bum cheaks

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

WHY BABIES DO NOT TALK ?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what did the toliet say to the robot ?
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Marry 2020??

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Give treat

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

I'm starting to think it's not 2020 that sucks, but life in general.

[Anthony Jansen @tonskij]

@jacksfilms Oh cool. What's his band's name?