Kobayashi Maru for Cats

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[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 20 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@scruffkit maybe not being imprisoned for not reasons scruffa!!!

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@Aqva_twat i wanna go

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@stsweeney3 these kitties runnings wild!!!! somebody call steve irwin ghost!

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@stsweeney3 scruffa in prisoms!!!!! to dangous!!

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

just be responsible

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

i just love when the bartender is visibly drunk or hungover. take a shot baby its gonna help you either way

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

i only like griffin and justin

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

so much cool shit happens when i'm in public, why did i isolate for so long. oh because of covid

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

i used to steal whole sleeves of these from work because they're simply the best drinking vessels

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

another 90° degree day on the patio, fucking shoot me with a gun

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

all i've ever learned from love is how to shoot somebody who outdrew you

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

ctrl is the best thing thats ever happened

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

it is un fucking real how sza verbalizes how hard romantic feelings are. what the fuck

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@civic_booty oh shit its very obvious someone just hurt me lmfao

[Kobayashi Maru for Cats @tonto_rojo]

@civic_booty "i understand that people that i love don't have any responsibility to love me back"