tonyXochoa

Don't follow me.

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same

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so when do pokemon gyms open again?

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@jaketapper 2020 nfl season: donald trump and melania trump take a hike.

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i’m “i want some new windshield wipers for xmas” years old

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@BleacherReport @PlayStation this is the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

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i just come to work to refill my hydro flask

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canada, eh?

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i’ve never watched anybody’s instagram story and i...
[does presidential hand gesture]
PROMISE THAT I NEVER WILL!
[crowd goes nuts]

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shout out to all artists who continue to put their work out for the love of it with minimal, if not non-existent, audience.

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for only 4 easy payments of $29.99 i'll send you all my tip so you, too, can lose 3 lbs in 4 years

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🎤 even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp, and it read "tony's a wimp" 🎤

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Siri, Siri, in my mano, please direct me to McDonald's.

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...one hundred thirty-eight, one hundred thirty-nine, one hundred forty. ... Well, I'll be damned.

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@tonyXochoa 661

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I think it's hilarious when children confuse me for an adult.

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I'm a veteran of the war between Pepsi and Coke.

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All I'm saying is that if Scarlett Johansson plays her cards right, I could be her future alimony payment.

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I come to work for the air conditioning.

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@microphonebless yo!...hit me up.

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@memophilia I need a beer from the craft beer capital of the world.