Anthony Archuleta

Father of a amazing little dude, Captain America til I die, i choose to exist.
Game over ladies @sassymacymeow won

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@sassymacymeow taste of what??

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I've made mistakes, but my mistakes haven't made me.

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In honor of #fantasyfootball starting I'm gonna watch every episode to date of @theleaguefxx to work on my shit talking game! #theshiva

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Guardians of the Galaxy was perfect! Can't wait to go see it again! @prattprattpratt @Guardians @Marvel #starlordforpresident

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Hey #jimmyjohns thanks for the free subs today! Our office was selected at random! Best way to start the day! You da man jimmy!

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I know I'm a bit late but this @volumesband record is blowing my fuckin mind!

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Hey #innerstellar trailer thanks for making me cry like a got damn baby with two min of epic space and earth and love and kids and dust!

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It's a Johnny cash kinda day

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I still don't approve of Rachel Dawes taking out Scarecrow with a fuckin taser. #oldbatmanrant #newbatmanarguement

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Is this thing still on?!

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When the world bets against you...call its bluff because when it's you and me, we could win with a pair of fuckin 2's @sassymacymeow

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Girls can't even fit my weiner in their mouth. Yeah, yeah my dicks so big it has a ribcage" -Blake

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@jasminenicol3 it's a fuckin nightmare when it happens.

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@sassymacymeow goes to bed the same time aiden does basically....I have no idea what to do with my time....

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Bring @sassymacymeow home to the family and take her to the bar and she makes friends with the whole town! #keeper

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@sassymacymeow sorry boo boo

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@sassymacymeow love you too crazy!

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Even when she snores!! Lololol <3 @sassymacymeow

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You just gotta appreciate rolling over and realizing there is a gorgeous naked girl laying next to you every night...@sassymacymeow

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@sassymacymeow folding my roommates underpants...does that count as her touching his wiener?!?! If so it's like soooooo totally over!