Mr. Tony Celery

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[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@sw_holocron He’s supposed to keep his helmet on. This sucks.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@MostCrucified Heavy is the box of refreshment.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@KaneHypeGuy Building and using a movie set is such a high-key flex fr

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@xai This didn’t work.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@xai Aliens at a cookout using Elon Musk’s rib cage like a grill.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@nenshi A lot of people are going to dunk on this for pandering to an electorate that won’t vote for you regardless of your position on anything.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

This is how I learned Netanyahu died

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@PaulTassi The charm says three because Xbox is the third best-selling console after PlayStation 5 and Switch 2?

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@willsommer First FBI director in history to snort coccaine off a gold Olympic medal?

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@sarobertsonca

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@DKThomp Not interested in writing or reading. Too busy grinding. #millionairemindset

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@GovTimWalz Could you make your cops shoot ICE with guns?1

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@T3Uncoupled I spoke to Cormac McCarthy. Anton Chigurh decides to settle down and open a storage locker business in New Mexico. He eventually meets a partner and settles down to raise a family. McCarthy explained that he didn’t put it into the book because he was on deadline.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@jasminericegirl Grok write a song

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@JenKiggans Disgusting. If the free market isn’t good enough for our soldiers, what are they fighting for?

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

Calling it now. Taylor Swift will visit the White House before the start of 2027.

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

someone still dreams about you every night, taurus.

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@ericadamsfornyc How come you aren’t the mayor now?

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@SenSchumer Grok, define the word “hero”

[Mr. Tony Celery @tonycelery]

@PaulTassi I want to pay $40 to play Marathon