tony corless

Tony is a professional DJ who you can find in the mix at various venues during normal times. He is also a Driving Instructor.

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@SkyBetChamp @WestHam @Wrexham_AFC Why do we have to have an hours build up to a second division football match. Ten minutes would be plenty.

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@lizzkelly7 Engagement farmer

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@Asda_Support7 Not sure why I have to Dm you, you have all the info in my original post to contact the branch and ask them why the Asda fuel is more expensive than many petrol stations in the area.
Thanks.

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@AsdaServiceTeam can you tell me why your supposed cheap supermarket diesel at Blackburn is nearly 2p per litre more expensive than lots of the actual petrol stations in area?

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Not sure why I have to Dm you, you have all the info in my original post to contact the branch and ask them why the Asda fuel is more expensive than many petrol stations in the area.
Thanks.

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@realreatardista I’d have to tell all those people stood behind to get out of the dj booth.

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@GaryLeePierce @SkyFootball You’ve obviously watched a different match to the one I saw.

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@bmay Two big water leaks in our area. Water company say they have been out and tested and there’s no chlorine in the water so apparently it’s nothing to do with them! So I inquired where it’s coming from?an overflowing river or lake?
So where else is it coming from?
No reply as yet!

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@MillarMan69 @unitedutilities So if it’s not coming from your pipes where’s it coming from? an overflowing lake or river if it’s got no chlorine in it?

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@Rovers Absolute robbery, and sky going on as though it would be a shock if rovers beat a crap team like wolves.

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@data_barbs Hp email me, almost telling me off, your printer is not connected to the internet, well I’m not printing anything at the moment so why should it be, it’s very annoying.

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@dougbagleyfdl You must have eyes like a shithouse rat to be able to see the game from there.

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@NunquamDeorsum Was fantastic I loved watching Baresi and Maldine true experts in defending, was like watching artists at work. Baresi the expert at tackling,Maldine who seemed to effortlessly take the ball off the opponent. Was only later I heard that Maldine the left back was right footed.

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@NunquamDeorsum In England in the early 90s we had live Italian football on the tv every Sunday, at this point there were hardly any live English games on tv. The English pitches used to be more mud than grass, and watching all these top players playing on perfectly green pitches in sunshine

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@shayeeofschlime Maybe you’re spending too much money watching Arsenal :)

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@MartinDDean I’ve watched a couple of bits of it on tv and it looks like manufactured cack. Ridiculous team names, ridiculous kit, I watched a bowler can’t remember his name and he was doing like a stuttered run up like he was talking a dodgy penalty. It’s all a bit cringe to me.

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@AdamPollock What are you moaning about. At least the bbc cut out a portion of this yank cringe fest half time show!

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@MoriartyProfJ26 No Kane and mbappe should come to an agreement to let each other score 5 goals each in the first half, to make the golden boot irrelevant for all time. Then play the second half as a competitive game. :)

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@prodnose But according to you we had already won it!

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@kevinhatchard Could have won 2 or 3 nil had we not decided to park the bus