Tony Forknall

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@SkyNews I think it's spelt M.U.R.D.E.R.E.D.

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@realDonaldTrump Probs not a raper though Donald

[Malcolm-Jamal Warner @MalcolmJamalWar]

My daughter in the living room playing on her “police radio”:
“I need back up……I don’t care that you’re busy. I need 10 officers here STAT!”
And she said STAT like she meant it. I mean, I was ready to stop washing dishes and suit up my damn self!!!

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

Firework = Sheridan Smith #MaskedSingerUK

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@TheShaunWallace love the beard Shaun! My fiance and I would have you over for Christmas dinner any time you find yourself at a loose end!

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@ThisisDavina The comedian Lee Evans

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

#MaskedSingerUK Robin is clearly Lee Evans

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

The world has had a pandemic every 100yrs. Didn't the Gov have a plan for this? Just like they're supposed to have plans for other unlikely events such as nuclear war? Surely there is a dept within the gov responsible for contingencies for these eventualities.
#PoliticsLive

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@realDonaldTrump @MikeLongleyRadi 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@RevRichardColes Condolences to you sir x

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

STOP THE COUP

Sat 31 Aug, marches all over UK, including Glasgow, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle & Oxford (Broad St, noon, I’lll be there).

DEFEND OUR PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY against dictatorship by an “Over-promoted rubber bath toy” (copyright Hugh Grant)

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@ThomasJTobin1 Your views are outdated. You're a moron.

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@spicegirls my girlfriend and I thought you were great last night. (Naysayers probablydont know what live sounds adns like 😉)

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@BBC6Music could you play Jigsaw Falling Into Place by Radiohead to motivate me to do what I suppose to be doing (housework) so I don't get distracted by what I shouldn't be doing (playing playstation in my pants)

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Congratulations to this honest German for telling the blunt truth: UK is governed by a clueless “silver spoon” elite.
https://t.co/vT8C75sdgu
Cameron is "one of the great destroyers of modern times.”
History will judge that Britain was destroyed on the playing fields of Eton

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@richardosman My fave cereal. Are they still a thing? Can never find them in my local supermarkets 😭

[Tony Forknall @tonyforknall]

@RichardDawkins Been rewatching myself lately. 'The Kipper and the Corpse' is nearly always my go-to.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I’m not impressed with government’s handling of Brexit, but Labour are no better. How can you have the ‘exact same benefits’ as being in the EU without being in? I can’t have the exact same benefits of flying across the Atlantic in a plane without actually being in the plane.

[Michael Eavis @MichaelEavis1]

Today is #WorldKindnessDay. So to mark the occasion I'll be giving away a free ticket to Glastonbury 2018. #emptyfieldsjustcows