Tony Longstaff

Father of 2 amazing, beautiful, talented kids, husband to a beautiful wife. Safc season card holder, all football and boxing fanatic.

[dejanira @dejanirasilveir]

🚨🚨EL VÍDEO MÁS PODEROSO QUE VERÁS HOY.

John Clauser, Premio Nobel de Física y 1,500 Cientificos más en Quantum Korea dicen:

"NO EXISTE Cambio Climático, NO EXISTE Emergencia Climática"

El Dr. Clause Agregó: "La narrativa del Cambio Climático es una PELIGROSA CORRUPCIÓN QUE AMENAZA LA ECONÓMIA A NIVEL GLOBAL" ⚔️🔥

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@mitch280970

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi in court, 2026:

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 8 times.
Judge: ...moving on. Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes, Euro 2016.
Messi: Copa America 2021. World Cup 2022.
Judge: Have any of you scored the most goals in World Cup history?
Ronaldo: I have scored at five different World Cups.
Messi: I won one.
Judge: Who has more Champions League goals?
Ronaldo: 140.
Messi: 129.
Judge: Who has more World Cup knockout goals?
Ronaldo: ...
Messi: Six.
Judge: Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: Next question.
Judge: Who is considered the greatest player of all time?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: ...
Judge: The court finds in favour of Messi. Case dismissed.
Ronaldo: But my headers—
Judge: Dismissed.

[TheSecretScout @TheSecretScout_]

It’s coming home

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Best thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@adrianjones1975 John Stones can do that

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

John Terry

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

You can only pick one player from England’s 2006 World Cup squad and place him in the current team. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Who are you picking? 🤔

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

🤣🤣🤣

[michael @watto6924]

😂😂😂

[Oliver Louis @Oli_RestoreWSM]

Just watching the Makerfield Question Time episode

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

Pulisic 6th 🤣🤣🤣

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I don't care what your sexuality is or who you have relations with. Just stop telling kids about it. This isn't hard to understand

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The BBC has just released a statement about their outrageous decision to exclude Restore Britain from yesterday’s Makerfield Question Time - explaining they consider ‘panel selection carefully’ and they ‘recognise the multi-party nature of UK politics’.

This is the most blatant example of BBC bias I have ever witnessed - it is scandalous.

They had the irrelevant Lib Dems and Tories, along with the Greens. We will outpoll all of them combined, easily.

Ask yourself. Why is the rotten establishment so desperate to censor Restore Britain?

Here is why.

Restore Britain’s policy platform is robust and unapologetic.

We will do what needs to be done.

- The largest deportation programme ever seen in Britain to remove those migrants living in our country illegally. The entire asylum system will be abolished. The boats will stop.

- Net negative immigration. Far more must leave than arrive.

- If a foreign national can’t speak English, lives in social housing, claims benefits, doesn’t work, hates our way of life - they go too. If millions go, millions go.

- Close entire visa routes from countries proven to supply us with illegals, criminals and sex pests. The immigration ‘Red List’. We will discriminate.

- Fairer spouse visas - so that British men and women can bring their spouses to Britain without the endless bureaucracy and cost currently inflicted on them.

- An overhaul of British agriculture that puts growing and farming at the heart of any policy for rural Britain. Food security is national security. Slash red tape, simplify payments, ease planning laws, encourage farm diversification and more. Crucially, help youngsters into agriculture. We will ensure a level playing field for British farmers.

- Restore Britain will force the British public sector will buy British - it will support British farmers, producers and small businesses.

- We will encourage and fund youngsters to take up apprenticeships and learn a proper skill instead of some nonsense university degree. Teach children at school the life skills they will actually need in modern Britain.

- An education system that teaches, respects and celebrates British history and the triumphant contribution our little island has made to the world.

- Businesses freed from crushing regulation, red tape and tax. Reward hard work. Let entrepreneurs enjoy their success.

- Lowest corporation tax in Europe. IR35 scrapped. VAT threshold doubled. HMRC brutally slashed back. Dividend thresholds raised.

- High streets restored. Safe, secure and welcoming. Business rates for small businesses abolished. Turkish barbers, vape shops and other suspicious businesses investigated. Graffiti cleaned, litter picked. Pavements fixed. We will make Britain clean again, and we will take pride in our communities again.

- We will implement free parking in select areas to drive back footfall from the retail parks and back into our town centres. Councils will be forced to accept common sense.

- Fly-tippers will be crushed under the law. It will not be tolerated. Foreigners indulging in the destruction of our countryside will be deported.

- Personal tax slashed. Trust families to spend their money, not the bureaucrats.

- Put pro-family policy at the heart of everything we do. If British families want to have more children, let’s use the power of the state to enable that. Make childcare more accessible and more affordable.

- Reform family courts - so that good, decent fathers, and mothers, are not kept away from their children for malicious reasons. This is important.

- Trust parents to make the best decisions for their families. A limited number of days for a term-time holiday for well-developed children. This is just common sense.

- Restore Britain will make Britain safe again. No-nonsense policing that does what it needs to do. Widespread stop and search back - accusations of racism will stop nothing. Brutal sentences for carrying a knife. Foreign criminals deported, third world sex pests removed before their feet can touch the ground.

- Welfare radically slashed back. Those who can work, will work. Litter picking, graffiti cleaning, whatever else. Don’t like it? No benefits. That simple.

- Support those Brits who genuinely need the help, particularly children, but under a Restore Britain Government the piss-take will end.

- A foreign policy that puts the British interest above all else - proudly and unapologetically. We won’t participate in never-ending foreign wars. We will act when, and only when, the British interest is served.

- Rebuild and rearm Britain. We will have a big stick, and we will wave it when we want.

- A comprehensive support system for British veterans - including fast tracked recruitment into immigration enforcement field roles.

- Arbitrary foreign aid targets that serve no British interests, gone.

- Restore Britain will reverse the creeping islamification of Britain - no burqas, sharia courts, halal slaughter and so on. Cousin marriage will be banned. If you want to sleep with your family, this is not the country for you. This is Britain, we do things our way.

- Exemptions for barbaric religious practices will be removed. Gladly.

- Anti-white racism, eradicated. No more DEI. The Equality Act repealed, along with the various iterations of the Race Relations Act.

- Self-defence rights restored. If an intruder tries to kill you in your home, and they end up dead? So be it. That’s their problem. Pepper spray legalised.

- End the war on motorists. Cut fuel duty, no more 20mph zones. Motorway speed limit raised to 80mph. Sort out our decaying road network.

- Biological reality respected. Men are men. Women are women. No amount of surgery will ever change that. That filth will be kept away from children.

- Inheritance tax abolished - for farms, for small businesses, for everyone. The scam will end. Death will no longer be taxed under a Restore Britain Government.

- An infrastructure first housing policy. Developers forced to fund proper infrastructure before a shovel goes in the ground. British homes for British families.

- A Government that prioritises building roads, bridges and projects HERE in Britain. Can you even imagine it?!

- We will purse a British first energy strategy. Net zero will be scrapped. Domestic energy production will be ruthlessly prioritised. Nuclear, oil/gas, fracking. We will make it happen.

- End the lockdown legacy. Inquiry into COVID vaccine harms, lockdown convictions quashed, a truly independent look at how that was all allowed to happen.

- No Digital ID, ever. Repeal the Online Safety Act. Protect free speech.

- Defund the rotten BBC. Make it a subscription service and let it wither on the vine.

- A binding referendum on the reintroduction of the death penalty for the most evil criminals. One of my favourites.

- A national strategy, working from the findings of the rape gang inquiry, to ruthlessly tackle and decapitate the national crime network of primarily Pakistani muslim sexual slavery, torture and murder.

- Restore Britain will end political Islam. Abolish postal voting except for those in genuine need. Remove voting rights for foreign nationals.

- Foreign language translation ended, in the NHS and beyond. You live in England, you speak English.

- The NHS will be restored as the NATIONAL health service. Serving British people as its first and only priority. It will accept ultra-high skilled migrants to work, it will not support millions of low-skilled migrants who contribute nothing, yet take so much.

- Free car parking for NHS staff, patients and visitors on tight permits. We all pay for the NHS, we shouldn’t be ripped off for the sodding parking too. Especially medical staff.

- Medical school caps will be demolished. We will allow talented young British men and women to train in medicine - the NHS will then be forced to employ them over foreign staff. We will prioritise our own people.

- Reclaim our fisheries - take back our seas and take back our fish. We will take back control. Finally.

- The quangocracy will end. Power will be returned to the people through their MPs. Parliament will be empowered.

- Restore Britain will crush the parasitic state. It will all be hacked back in the most spectacular fashion. Unlike anything Britain has seen before.

I could go on.

This is a platform that millions and millions of British men and women are agreeing with.

The BBC does not want you to hear about it. So please, tell your friends/family. Get the message out there.

There is finally a political party with the balls to put you all first - to put the British people first.

Restore Britain.

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@ThrillaRilla369 No

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Outrageous double-standard!

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

The entire mainstream media has spent two weeks harassing and abusing Rupert Lowe.

He stands up in Parliament, and reads out the harrowing testimony from multiple rape gang survivors.

Not a single channel/paper covers the testimony.

That tells you everything you need to know.

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

The French celebrate a soccer victory 1998 vs 2026🙄

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@bet365 🏆 Winner - France
⚽️ Top Goalscorer - Kane
👎 Underachievers - Spain
👀 Dark Horses - USA

[Tony Longstaff @tonylon83]

@TansuYegen It used to

[Sunderland AFC News And Banter Page @sunderlandafc11]

Brian Brobbey on Elvis Presley’s Can’t Help Falling in Love

Brobbey is not easily impressed, but on the final day he got goosebumps several times. The Sunderland supporters sang Elvis Presley’s Can’t Help Falling in Love before the match, during the game, and again during the celebrations.

“The atmosphere was unbelievable. The way they supported us all the way from the academy to the stadium was incredible.”

“I’ve been to every stadium this season, but I genuinely think we have the best fans. They always stand behind you and make so much noise. This is top, top, top. Apart from Nottingham Forest, every team struggled when they came to us. That’s partly because of our supporters.”

https://t.co/5WC1bSRVJ6

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

You fill your cart with bread in
plastic, meat in plastic trays, and
condiments in plastic squeeze
bottles. Yet at checkout, you are
denied a plastic carryout bag to
“save the planet.”
They didn’t ban plastic to heal the
Earth; they just shifted the
environmental guilt entirely onto the
consumer.