Anthony

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[Cat @iamcatdagreat]

New 🐱 make ur man love you more. 😂

[T (big Jayden Daniels guy) @DoperahW1nfr3y]

Incredible stuff happening on Instagram

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[d @ausarfc_]

when yo underwear match yo fit but nb kno

[Nail @NailYourShoes]

buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee

[☆tellmydaditsme¡ @0gutuu]

My mum came to visit me and she’s complaining how my neighbors smoke too much weed she doesn’t know the enemy is closer than she thinks

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

british porn is so trash bro fuck you mean you take out my willy and wank it till i spunk

[khary ✰ @NotKhary]

not being in ur prime and having ppl still fw u is so crazy like this not even the real me right now

[. • @innoutsane]

they don't tell you why it's called a job

J - we're going
O - to fucking
B - kill you nigga

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

my buddy introduced me to a friend of his by saying “this guy has hated jews for longer than anyone I know”

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[Kristian Fulmer @KristianLFulmer]

condom sex be smelling like o’reilly auto parts

[. @VellBenjiii]

Nomore baddies on Sunday bitch sit down and watch Lamar Jackson

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I’m rooting for Carson Beck. I don’t know anything about him as a person or football player but he’s so fuckin strange looking, he needs this.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.

now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[d @pinkkkkdiamonds]

gonna smoke and then go to bed early and high wow being 27 can be so cool

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me