Dr. Jimmy Tobogans

I was choked by a ghost in Switzerland

[Dr. Jimmy Tobogans @tonyrask1]

@GMB2121 @alexarmstrong Lol

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@walmarthelp you guys gonna reply to me

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@iamRafeWilliams Thanks for getting the ball rolling king

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@iamRafeWilliams congrats on your sobriety anniversary buddy

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@iamRafeWilliams Well I should clarify my experience was consensual. The ghost asked first.

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@iamRafeWilliams super pumped you're on the show. Had no idea who you were admittedly but you're a great comedian and fit.

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You've done a lot of groundbreaking things. Now tell us the science behind that massive forehead. How did you get that?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

[Dr. Jimmy Tobogans @tonyrask1]

You ugly af tho brother

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

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@HRBlock I have wasted so much time and money using you guys. And I will make it a priority to tell everyone I know to just use turbo tax. Because you get your money quicker. Awful awful service.

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@hrblock thanks for making this the worst tax year in my life. I'd literally rather pay turbo tax

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@HRBlock first time using you guys and also my last. Your reps guaranteed I'd have my refund this am and now have moved the goal posts. Not worth the money.

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@harrisonpkent This tweet wouldn’t be nearly as successful as it is if New England residents weren’t so stupid. Hey dummies, put the chowder down, you’re mad at a troll account.

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@WatkinsPJ @Wandering_USA @harrisonpkent Y’all are falling so hard for a troll account.

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@SteveJSchaller I have a question

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@lyft @AskLyft thank you for leaving me stranded in a crime ridden area for four hours because you overcharged me and refused to give me a credit to get home

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@ATT worst decision I’ve ever made switching to you guys. Was quoted a bill under 150 for mobile and internet, and currently have 400 past due. Your customer service claims to have escalated this 10 times. Now I’m just done.

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@Walgreens You guys are the reason people go to CVS.

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Welcome to the slaughterhouse…bitch.

[Dr. Jimmy Tobogans @tonyrask1]

You bad fever
You steal all my water
Garden variety
Cancer of the home
Unremarkable demon
Average low light ceiling
Conditional love
Excusable behavior
You bad believer
You turn me into boredom
A quiet lobby
You're why I work from home