Looking forward to seeing Menu 2 from @bitesizeplays this morning at #edfringe - Menu 1, yesterday, was fantastic! They’re a fixture of our fringe calendar, for a reason.
At last, we have a cure for all!
Ailments large and ailments small,
Good health is not beyond my reach,
If I inject myself with bleach.
Radiant, I’ll prance along,
Every trace of limescale gone,
With disinfectant as my friend,
Like him,
I’m clean around the bend.
May’s Government opposed a confirmatory referendum because they knew people wouldn’t back the deal.
Now Liar Johnson’s Government shuts down Parliament because they know MPs won’t back no deal.
Let no-one say Brexit is about democracy. It is fraud. Plain and simple.
Terrific. Another blond egomaniac taking care of democracy.
And he has the support of Trump.
What did we do to deserve these bastards...?
Parliament to be suspended in September https://t.co/wsrybdJHAs
@British_Airways the queue for check-in at Malpensa is ridiculous. Hundreds of travellers; two desks open. Get on the phone please and open some more desks.
@TeamRanil@ranil seems to have forgotten his constituents voted to remain. Please remind him Britain is a representative democracy and he should be representing our views. No deal is NOT better than no #brexit to his constituents.
@jlukeroberts Missed you in Edinburgh this year and can't make the Albany on the 20th either. Are there other dates/venues we can catch the show? We would love to see it!
@MattAbbottPoet Yes. Turns out White Belly and Belly Laugh share a queue. No chance for confusion there! Won't say what we saw, but it was disappointing.