Wade

I'm sarcastic. Only rarely do I break character. You'll know the difference.

Follow me because I have an old account with few followers. I crave validation.

[Wade @too2ez]

@creepydotorg Jesus is the same as Santa Claus

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Damn.

I'm going to have one hell of a grueling day tomorrow.

I've already voted Harris in every precinct close to my house. I'm going to have to spend most of the day driving to more remote places. I doubt I'll be able to cast more than 30 additional votes tomorrow.

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@cbouzy It will be called for Trump, but not at 8.

FL laws are fairly rare in that they allow mailed ballots to be counted as they arrive and the results released after the polls close.

In 2020 Biden leapt out to a huge lead at 7PM only for it to disappear as same day vote as counted.

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@KaylaChowShow Worse than that - we had a party line. Twelve families sharing the same line.

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@Feintglow @dcpetterson @john_sipher On average, the Vatican has 2 popes per square mile.

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@Sweets_tweets__ Don't ever think you need to be anything else.

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@MikeyantheBrain @Sweets_tweets__ I'm with you. I've never felt so appreciated.

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@AmazingPopPod Hell, yeah!

This is the cinematic equivalent of Las Vegas.

You don't go there for a 2 week vacation. You go there for a long weekend of over-the-top, in-your-face excess. And afterward you feel both happy and drained at the same time.

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@guelphgirlchris No.

Not just a Canadian thing. Me, too.

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@Sweets_tweets__ Even if there are people in your orbit who are not recognizing your value, there are many here who do.

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@JustAMomNamedMM It was too frightening.

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@patriot_melissa @unclelukereal1 @MUSICANDBUILDS Yes. It is okay for Dave to do that.

The essence of great comedy is punching UP against authority, not beating DOWN on the less fortunate.

It was only the court jester who could make jokes about the king. Conservative "humor" sucks because it is inherently demeaning.

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@KaylaChowShow Pudding

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@vania88499 @LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 You should have stayed in school

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@TheImmortician @Fernand46357857 Your statement represents a toddler's understanding of history. It would be more accurate to state the 3 elements of the allied victory:

British intelligence
American industry
Russian blood

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@dandretwoodard @Fernand46357857 Well, with about 100-1 odds in favor of it being a Republican, it's a fairly safe bet.

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@vania88499 @LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 They imprisoned the socialists.

ProTip: Party self-identification is a poor indicator.

If they called themselves "The Bunch of Really Swell Guys Party" would you have believed that, too?

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@headreindeer90 @CrazyFenaker @Fernand46357857 Thanks for the 19th century history lesson.

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@AgentSelf99B You ever been to Butler? That's called a property improvement there.

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@mmpadellan So should Guam, Saipan and USVI