kyle

I had a tweet go micro viral once and I’ll be chasing that high the rest of my life.

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

@DallasZoo Has anyone tried pspspsps

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@FeetFinder @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake Toenly fans

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Can’t wait for the Netflix show

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

@JaMorant

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@CharlieSwervin @DallasTexasTV Have a feeling this was an escape plot by the snakes where they wore human suits and subliminally convinced the city council to approve the release. Sneks are slithery like that

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle
Or fold
It doesn’t do a whole lot right now

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

@hodgetwins @tomsegura ?

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

They say diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

Man with memory loss walks into a bar. Asks a pretty lady, “do I come here often?”

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

Live look at Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

send this to ur crush,

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

I am very delighted to have discovered my favorite canned sardine brand has a Facebook, Twitter, AND instagram account. @BumbleBeeFoods

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

Human evolution was made possible by a few sickos who said, “fuck it.”

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

Is that a baby? Or is he of shaking age?

[Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL]

FAT UGLY DOG SMELLING ASS WOMAN AINT WANNA LET ME RENT At AVIS SAYIN MY License Bent WTF 🤬 I GOT MAJOR CREDIT CARD N EVERYTHING ‼️U LIL STANKY TACO SMELLING ASS BITCH‼️UGLY ASS SKIN

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

I’d turn back ngl

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Rare tree kangaroo emerges from mum's pouch https://t.co/lBXDGKek9p

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

To ride a horse? or not to ride a horse? That is equestrian.

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

Writer pitching Cinderella to Walt Disney: ok so she’s not a princess

Disney: grr

Writer: …yet

Disney: sick

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

@GregAbbott_TX Televised PAT challenge with Brett Maher. Please

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@DallasZoo We need ace Ventura now

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

I went catatonic reading this headline

[Reuters @Reuters]

Slime-pooping unicorn dolls rip off Black Eyed Peas hit, BMG lawsuit says https://t.co/qOKKM7YClA