Chico

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[JayT @JayT0147]

I quit smoking weed and I’m a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy, now they piss me off.

[Alex @OmniLex_]

Ca me troue le cul de le reconnaitre mais cette vie me manque.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

The only YouTube game reviewer that matters

[Effie @effirefire]

🇺🇸 ICE persigue a manifestante de Minneapolis mientras se desliza cuesta abajo, sentado en una silla de escritorio y vestido de "fuck you" 🤣
https://t.co/SsdMkvpDs3

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have removed the urinal dividers so customers of all colors can pee side by side, hand in hand (if you'd like) in harmony just as Dr. King probably wanted.

Celina 52 is fully committed to doing what's right as long as it's convenient and requires minimal effort.

[Tens @highdownforce]

Yeah nobody’s making it to Eau Rouge

[doomer @uncledoomer]

well, first of all, neither of my kids is getting either of those rooms. one of those rooms is for my model trains, and the other one is for my legos. the kids can live in the fucking basement next to the coal furnace for all i care

[Crimson @sanestlyneyfan]

I haven’t showered since last year!

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

When was the time someone called it "X"

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

hang in there brother only 5 weeks til Xmas 🔥🔥

[🍞DrBreadpire🍞 @DrBreadpire]

i think abt this video alot because that scout does such an insanely accurate ragdoll that i can feel the pain in their legs in that movement

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

bro really raw dogging the subway

[Riċ @ricblurs]

when you sleeping and you can feel she outside being a whore