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the first carbon neutral twitter account

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@bulgariankirk STOP!🛑 ✋🦠I🦠REBUKE🦠THIS🦠

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@bulgariankirk #AMEN 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

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@bulgariankirk I’M🦠*cough*🦠SORRY🦠*cough*🦠I’M🦠STARTING🦠TO🦠FEEL🦠*cough*🦠LIGHTHEADED💔🦠*cough*🦠*cough*🦠HELP🦠ME🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

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@bulgariankirk I—🦠PLEASE🦠GILBERT🦠*cough*🦠PLEASE🦠LEAVE🦠OUR🦠PHONES🦠I🦠DON’T🦠FEEL🦠TOO🦠WELL🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

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@bulgariankirk I’M SORRYYY😭 I TRIED MY BEST I…..🦠I’M🦠STARTING🦠TO🦠FEEL🦠A🦠LITTLE🦠FUNNY…….🦠

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@bulgariankirk Oh…..mygod…….. @grok DO SOMETHING PLEASE

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@bulgariankirk NOOOOOOO💔💔💔💔💔 @GILBERT PLEASE SPARE MY FRIEND😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@bulgariankirk I’m really worried about you💔

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@bulgariankirk Who the fuck is uncle gilbert

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@bulgariankirk He’s still in my phone too…… #helpmegod #GILBERTLEAVEUSALONE

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@bulgariankirk HOW DO I HELP???? #IMSOFREAKINGSCAREDRIGHTNOW

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@bulgariankirk This is so scary 😨💔

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@bulgariankirk @Gilbert get OFF bulgarian kirk’s phone!

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@bulgariankirk This is so upsetting.

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@bulgariankirk Um. I don’t know. I have more important things to worry about right now gilbert is literally in my phone

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just watched baby driver for the first time and WOW what a good fucking movie

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@bulgariankirk please no I can’t take another pandemic #prayformeandbulgariankirk #gilbertvirus