baioncé

• voted most likely to be “doing the most” •

[baioncé @toofineu]

I just really want to be "not having to keep up with my total at the grocery store" kind of rich

[baioncé @toofineu]

@valentineatu @sugaseth2 💀

[baioncé @toofineu]

HBD SUGA BOOGA, thx for putting up with me buddy 🙂 ft. Val & Cass

[baioncé @toofineu]

@valentineatu We weren’t friends at one point…

[baioncé @toofineu]

@valentineatu @sethphilll2 😭😂 oh, these are gooooooood

[baioncé @toofineu]

@GovStitt also signs for November to be the end of National Native American Heritage Month and to now “National Family Month” which is actually July…

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

Full statement:

https://t.co/kHzEjWsW5j

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when my boss/co workers text me on my day off

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[baioncé @toofineu]

Hey @texasroadhouse,

Can we please get @MorganWallen back on our jukeboxes? 🥹🤠

[baioncé @toofineu]

@camerlinarianna @kannmarie_ Yassssss y’all should 😛

[keri @kannmarie_]

I do so much for people and I’m still never important enough to anyone haha yay.

[gigi @420insidejob]

going suicide prevention shopping which is where i go to target and buy myself something so i don’t kill my self

[Kristen Cabrera @MsKCabrera]

A question for 🌵🤠 Texans 🪅🌴:

It is grammatically correct to use a double apostrophe in the word:

✨ y'all's ✨

right?

[baioncé @toofineu]

Crazy Granny and I’s convo tonight:
Her; “Bailey I’m so sad. All my friends are dying...”
Me; “Well you are at the age where you’re invited to funerals instead of weddings.”
“That is true... but damn you didn’t have to say that!”

[ariiiiii @camerlinarianna]

@wittlewoofles i love the internet

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me

[… @lurkmenistan69]

she died doing what she loved - the absolute bare minimum

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

new year new me and this time im way worse

[rockstar @cadefart]

i finally quit drinking for good

now i drink for evil

[baioncé @toofineu]

HOW DO YOU DRESS FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER WHEN THE HIGH IS 90°?!

[Andrew Shuttleworth @AndrewShuk2112]

I'm fully vaccinated and I have had my booster. No, I don't know "what's in it". Neither this vaccine or the ones I had as a child. Nor do I know what's in the 11 secret herbs and spices at KFC.