lizard

27 - they/she — cringe is dead

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Dr Pepper is good for your gut biome it's like kombucha

[lizard @toogaudy]

@CarcinogenSDA Remind me to pull the research article where they demonstrated that crows understand statistics

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>

[𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 @ ANNOUNCEMENT SOON @SAKIR0SE]

work emails are turn-based combat

[tatum @planetgraves]

Have you thought about this lately?

[Cynthia Barnett @cynthiabarnett]

FL @GovRonDeSantis budget invests in #water, #environment projects backed by industry. “There’s a disconnect between what we’re seeing out of Tallahassee and the dire water quality issues we’re facing in FL,” @evesamples tells @AlanHalaly @MiamiHerald: https://t.co/ECPHLHiCSV

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Y’all. I TOLD you. Bad news the last 6 months will give way to wins!

- IN misgendering… blocked
- AR care ban… blocked
- AL care ban… blocked
- TN drag ban… blocked
- FL care ban… blocked
- IN care ban… blocked
- WV sports ban… blocked

Just getting started! Happy Pride!

[lizard @toogaudy]

@ryan_wandati Nah, I get it. Do what you gotta do in the ~ecosystem~

[lizard @toogaudy]

There’s an essay to be written about mini-item brands and the performance of commodification in late stage capitalism but I’m too tired to write it.

[lizard @toogaudy]

@ryan_wandati Oh I don’t mean for an assignment. I meant for knowledge generation. I’m a professor.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

“What Is a Woman” is NOT the most-watched documentary. That would be Morgan Spurlock’s “Super Size Me,” a pseudoscientific favorite of American gym teachers that was played on repeat throughout elementary and middle school

[lizard @toogaudy]

I don’t think I love anything enough to get a custom license plate about it

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

let me get this straight... I'm supposed to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves? the same body that's keeping the fucking score???

[lizard @toogaudy]

I’m watching goslings graze in front of me and thought, “I could scoop one of those up easy…” I’m no better than a hawk.

[lizard @toogaudy]

I just scored a copy of APA 7th guidelines for $1.50 at a thrift store. The wins sustain me 💪🏻💪🏻🔥🙏🏻

[lizard @toogaudy]

If the married optometrist tech can be flirting with the girl picking out glasses and teasing her about blushing THEN I’M GOING TO BE VAPING IN THE LOBBY OF THE OPTOMETRIST

[lizard @toogaudy]

Together with the love of my life, got doctoral candidacy, started a weekly game night