Ijusttookadumpthat

A site dedicated to documenting me dumps. The toilet is me canvas. Me dumps, a Rorschach test.

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JTAD longer than a #Predator fang.

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JTAD that looked like those eels from The Little Mermaid.

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JTAD that looked like a coral reef formation.

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JTAD so sticky, I had to have an informal discussion with myself, stop using up the TP, and get in da tub.

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JTAD that looked like one of those big ass dragons on the wall of a Chinese restaurant.

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JTAD that looked like week old, water soaked Puppy Chow kibble.

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JTAD that looked like rotted pillow stuffing.

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JTAD that looked like one of those old Keystone Cop billy clubs.

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JTAD so hot coming out, I almost set off the office smoker detector.

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Sometimes when I JTAD, I think: "Wow, what if my crank was dat big!"

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JTAD that made the inside of the bowl look like my great grandma's snuff spittoon. #tabaccky

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JTAD that looked like the @CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon's lair. #toomuchsalad

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JTAD that looked like a beaver dam. A few more sticks and I could have choked that flow.

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JTAD that looked like a dragon's toe. #thedeficationofsmaug

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JTAD that looked like a track & field baton. #stick! #carllewis

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JTAD that was longer than a jousting lance. #winteriscoming

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If I could JTAD that was orange, it could go as @katyperry's #Halloween date. #cheetos

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JTAD that looked like one of those giant canes they might use to yank you off the stage at #TheApollo.

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Today's 5th #JTAD of the day brought to you by last night's #MotleyCrue concert. #bowlsweetbowl

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JTAD that looked like that river inside the #WillyWonka factory. #oompaloompadupitydoodoo