Tooker

Earth, stop, I want to get off.

[Tooker @tookerles]

Body’s tired but my mind’s alive—my autobiography 😂😩

[horrified bystander @_gliv]

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.

[lane @laneruberton]

me when the margaritas start hitting #SBLVIII

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday

[Tooker @tookerles]

@TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 @TheKalenAllen

[Tooker @tookerles]

@TheKalenAllen This is so annoying. Taylor is known for being beyond kind to everyone. A slip of acknowledgement should not be so condemned. I hope y’all carry this same energy for men that you do women under the spotlight.

[COREY BROADY @coreybroady]

RIP Chubbs Peterson

[hayl ⸆⸉ 🔸📀 | fate of ophelia @inmydream1and]

tayvis is smiling at eachother like this???? and donna is smiling at them smiling at eachother???? and i just have to what???? go to work tomorrow????

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.

[ScarletMitch ✨ @CMDfashionista]

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

[Tooker @tookerles]

@maddyyhouse Boooooooo

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny

[Tooker @tookerles]

If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a pos. The writers ATE that shit up.

[Arun Rama @arunformylife]

ERCOT asked all of us to conserve energy and only the Cowboys listened.