✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲

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[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

If mi follow yu... nuh badda follow mi back. Nutn nah gwaan ova yah so... mi only like and retweet 🤷🏾‍♀️

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

According to Dexta Daps, there’s two types of men. Either yu a get poison or yu a get a phone call.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@spiicymamas Can you give us more context please? Like was he demonstrating supm?

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

The change weh Sam sing bout inna di 60’s wi still a wait fi it come.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

I just wanna go back to the times when Cham get di ting dem and Assassin did a get gyal any weh him go, when Wayne was di only marshal in town and Elephant Man neva know if him did waan go pan di river or pon di bank.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@Brown_innn You’re on to something 🤣

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Den Dexta Daps really tink seh “just poison him” was a good idea?

Might try it later still...

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

God, di pickney dem weh yu gimmi a malfunction. Mi cyaa put een fi a exchange?

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Shows like Criminal Minds, CSI, Law & Order and NCIS is why I can’t be a criminal.

It could be something random like I sneezed at 4:34pm on a Wednesday afternoon in 2011 in Italy and that could link me to a crime I committed.... I just know I’d get caught 🤦🏾‍♀️

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@LavinaMarie A di truth!!!

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@_Ckourtney Our counterparts of the less melanated colour 🤷🏾‍♀️

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Sometimes I really want to be active in Twitter. All the other times I’m on Instagram.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@lia_nembhard Same way suh 😭🤣😂

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@luvminuh Be open minded. You’ll realise quickly that you have more flaws than you care to admit. Real relationships are mirrors.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@cloudninemedz The tea is wayyyyy better. IMO.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

You ever stop explaining yourself because the person isn’t committed to understanding you?

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

@filodeen Hi I’m going back home I have a question about the money you want from the house and you have a lot more money for

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Imagine if cheaper light bills from JPS was dependent on good customer service from all retail and service providers?

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Dear @Apple,

I stay taking screenshots. I’d like to be able to do it with one hand.

Thanks.

[✨Kristal✨Jade✨🇯🇲 @tookriss]

Dear Black People,

Please don’t make it hard for me to want to spend money at your business. All I’m asking for is professionalism.

Thanks.