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I don’t wanna pay $8 for popularity. science is cool, when done right. views are my own, and empirically correct

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@Cluffalo Land don’t vote

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@CptMuchoTexto This isn’t even close 😂 it’s 100% the other way around bc I don’t care for women’s rights and dismantling the corporate oligarchy we live in “to own the repubs” like yall wear diapers and maxi pads on your ears to “own the libs”. Doofus

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@MKG_Sports I’ll take “this didn’t happen” for $500, Alex 😂😂 just you casually making this up to get clout on twitter

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@ssjcaba You just mad you didn’t make the cut 🍤😂😂

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@aelfred_D So you’ve never played football bc this euphemism is pretty common. I know reading between the lines is difficult for yall but he’s saying that every single action in this race counts, whatever the action may be.

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@TimRunsHisMouth Because you chronically online basement dwellers smash the dislike button “to own the libs” lmao actual neckbeard behavior

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@billydyson_ “Why won’t my kids home see me” ahh post 😂 you’ll behave this way thinking your “preparing” them but all your doing is cutting them off at the knee bc you broke asl

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@philthatremains But but but what about the first amendment that yall love so so so much?

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@Lisaelizabeth This relies on the supposition that his remarks were in fact a “joke” which literally no one in the room laughed and that Trump cultists aren’t actually trash, when they are 🤷🏼‍♂️

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When do we eat crow and bring baker back to the @Browns? Between cooper, jeudy, and our area, he has passing options. Ford and Chubb keep the ground game alive. Anything but Watson at this point

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@harryfisherEMTP @DrJBhattacharya @drsimonegold @DrAseemMalhotra @ZelenkoZev @DrJamesOlsson @stkirsch @RobertKennedyJr @RWMaloneMD @P_McCulloughMD @RealAlexJones I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $100, Alex

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@jathorpmfm The only thing that resulted from the vax is that god awful hairpiece on top of that empty cavern you call a head, liar.

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@LangmanVince Absolutely rent free 😂 if you don’t like her or her music, move on. Reducing her impact, talent, etc to her looks is actual S-tier weirdness

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@Dr_Voll Actual village cryer vibes on main is crazy 💀

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@TrumpLatinos24 Picture looks like cheeseburgers and renal failure

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@OpeSorryThankU @rustbeltenjoyer @USDOT @PeteButtigieg @Amtrak @IDOTDistrict1 “Fresh Coast Line” goes incredibly hard and is my vote for the name of the route if ever implemented.

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@the_transit_guy Calms traffic, protects pedestrians and cyclists, adds potential green space to otherwise concrete laden intersection. A triple win.

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@AtticusFinch617 @the_transit_guy Shhhh they can’t know how easy it is. There needs to be “environmental impact” studies and “quality of life” studies and endless city hall meetings so the politicians can feel important

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@JoshuaPHilll Totally unrelated rugby tip. When scrumming, be sure to put your shoulder between the sternum and pelvis. Get low, like calves parallel to the ground and thighs at nearly 90 degrees to your calves. Push through the hips and legs.