der Big Rösti

just tacos.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

LOS ANGELES....
Ya played yourself.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

@____Herberto He did a real good job of managing anti-wwe "he's gonna be really good when you let him cook" vibes, but it's been a decade and he's shown he's got about 5 ideas in his head

[Eduardo Martinez @PharrFromHeaven]

Rikishi and Too Cool poster in Gilmore girls.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

I’m gonna buy the bullet and buy a hand stamped belt with my name on the back. Maybe a few roses. Who gives a shit anymore.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Honestly believed that I would be buying more games on disc when I got my ps5 but the real reason I bought it was dual use UHD player tbh

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

11 minutes in and they’re down 0-1, let’s go

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

World Cup is crazy bc I gotta lock in at 9am to make sure it ain’t coming home

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Sometimes think someone saying "well I know a lot of people... one of my friends read Life of Pi and it changed his life and now he has the symbols of all the major religions on his walls" and realizing that I never wanted to talk to this person again.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Found my joker pants, being a good son, taking dumb photos, I’ll never grow up

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Shouts to Dave grohl for breaking up veruca salt by sleeping with both the singers; realest shit he ever did tbh

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Everyone tells me I'm being a little OD with my conspiracy shit then I open this app and it has an anecdote about card reward points in a bar, considering the last person I messaged was a guy who basically only talks about CC perks and shit that happens to us in bars.

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

I am a man driven insane by his desires, and I only really ever allow myself this one vice.
(It's gonna be sick as hell)

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Gonna double the odyssey in IMAX 70mm and eyes wide shut in 35mm

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Gonna double the odyssey in IMAX 70mm and eyes wide shut in 35mm

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

The Jalen Brown show on Tubi is somehow even funnier than you would think

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

As if I have any of my artwork or anything on my walls jesus hell

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Put One from the Heart on at work (on mute at a bar, half ideal way to watch that movie to ease you into it) and found the travel agent poster for Las Vegas that looked like an inspiration for the Boogie Nights poster and now I need to buy one

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Put One from the Heart on at work (on mute at a bar, half ideal way to watch that movie to ease you into it) and found the travel agent poster for Las Vegas that looked like an inspiration for the Boogie Nights poster and now I need to buy one

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

@thehangoverPT5 Having seen it in person getting Red Bulls at GCW: it’s not enough for me to overlook the in ring

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Distasteful to post but why I try to stay chill: this is literally me

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Shoulda taken the whole 20mg before this birthday dinner with my dad and his fiance

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Street slippah

[der Big Rösti @toolittlecakes]

Stole his vibe and never looked back

[annie @kidfigment]

johnny knoxville takes no days off from having that shit on