Dennis the Menace

serial tweeter

[Dennis the Menace @toolobg]

go like my tweets NOW

[Dennis the Menace @toolobg]

hey guys i’ve healed so im no longer funny on twitter my apologies

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long time no tweet

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bro can never get anyone to stay!! lol!! (im bro)

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my new years resolution is to use up all the stuff i have i have so much stuff

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thank u to my father for making me the woman i am today (terribly emotionally unavailable)

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long time no tweet (going insane)

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zen garden but the sand is coke

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just remembered that nothing will ever be the same

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need a drink (10pm, tuesday, night before family trip)

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huge aversion to dating apps to being forced into make a profile is crazy girl pipeline

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starting to realise why the people on hinge are on hinge

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i fucking hate hinge its like rizz competition its disgusting

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i hate getting drunk cos i always lose my favourite earrings and i never learn my lesson

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@dipdipdips 😐😐😐😐😐 screw u

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my mum told me when u get the hiccups it means someones misses u

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@siyaashenoyy bye bitch 👋

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i can no longer date in melbourne. every bitch ran through!

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@dipdipdips maybe 7 more

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if youve ever done me dirty send me $350 and ill pretend it never happened

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@siyaashenoyy bros not wrong…not wrong at all

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guys am i flirting or do i just have chemistry with everyone 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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tiktok not as funny now that im not procrastinating