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@oyibo_ugbo Not in 10 lifetime

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@lawrencekitema You vowed "for better or worse" to your wife. Now worse hits, and you choose your mother or son over her—the one person you actually made a vow to. That's not love. That's cowardice. Keep your oath, or don't marry at all. Shame on every male who don't choose their wife. 💔

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@lawrencekitema I am saving my wife. To hell with my mother and my son

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@cuppymusic Bye sweetheart

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@GuyMr10 The only thing I see shaking is her remaining scallywag brain cell trying to escape her disease-infested body through her ear.

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@TheDamiForeign 60% of released prisoners are back inside within a few years. Your brother's odds are not great. Let's hope his "innocent" act holds up better than his cellmate's.

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@Maya_leeke Our galaxy is a dot in the universe.

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@cuzitsraeni There's nothing special about being Nigerian. You are better off being something else

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@saniyusuf Poverty wan k!ll us, I swear.

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@Bosholist @SirJarus You're still here because maybe you couldn't pass the exam to join the ones who actually left. Let's not confuse staying with choosing. And those UK patients coming to Naija for surgery, pray they wake up after the anesthesia. Quark surgeon who thinks a scalpel is a kitchen knife

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@abcdrih Nigerians are not smart people. They are just loud.

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@peculiarchichii Most of Africa has left us behind. We're too slow to face the harsh reality of where we really are as a nation.

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@AmiOmotola Lagosisan own Lagos, not Yoruba.

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@Oton_0ritse What did we start? Nothing. You're angry because Nigeria beat us and keeps beating us and we didn't cry. No tears. That broke you more than any win ever could. You wanted weakness but our composure hurt you more than your victory pleased you. So keep waiting for the tears.

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@AmiOmotola Was it you?

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@AnnUdoh5 Tinubu is running a hybrid democracy

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@rolsocool @SirJarus The people that went there for AFCON were impressed, that's more than enough.

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@dvearse @rolsocool @SirJarus If they have just one city, then Nigeria, with 9 times their population, should have 9 quality cities. Who dash monkey 9 quality cities?

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@Bosholist @SirJarus The best Nigerian doctors have left the country. What you have left are quack doctors. And who would leave their country just to visit a quack?

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@Maya_leeke You're a coward, and you can't do what Kano did. This time, we will burn down the city before we run back to our hometown.