Kellan Beale

mom to three kids. introvert. there's no such thing as over-caffeinated.

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Ride to preschool convo, initiated by 5yo: how presidents are different than kings and 3 branches of government. #civicswithkids

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#Familymovienight with 5yo and 3yo: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. #welovethe80s #NetflixAndChill

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Best technique for #shreddingchicken? Have the 5yo and 3yo do it! #cookingwithkids #notquitegourmet

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We rarely drink soda. Today D poured himself a glass of Coke and M said, "Dad! It's really dark. There's no head! This is weird #beer."

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Kids playing a game with their newly issued barf bags called "I'm going to throw up." #roadtripwithkids

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Footloose comes on. "Shh," M says. "It's that Moose on the Loose song." #misheardlyrics #roadtripwithkids

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West Virginia is for pukers. #carsick #roadtripwithkids #alwayscarryplasticbags

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@LyraTerra42 "Oh, sorry! Must've gotten in the wrong car." To which I replied, "I know how that goes."

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@LyraTerra42 Remote opened the back door, walked slowly, and then gave a good, friendly "hello!"

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Apparently this is a common problem. Arrived at our van to find a British guy texting in the driver's seat. #probablyshouldhavelockedit

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Just got in someone else's minivan. #oops #minivanlife

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After an hour of walking looking at cannons, we drive 10 feet. M: "Cannons! Can we go look at the cannons?" #gettysburg #historywithkids

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Delicious lunch at the tiny Hunt's Battlefield Cafe. #gettysburg #historywithkids

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Morgan Freeman's voice puts babies to sleep, even when it is narrating the story of a very loud battle. #gettysburg

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It is 30 degrees in Gettysburg. Should be a fun day.

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Mile 214 of our road trip and my kids start a water chugging contest. #minivanlife #toomanybeales