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Former X employee of the month.

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Holy shit retail employees are literally just passive mobs.

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The bird lady from Home Alone can get it

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Penis confetti

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Sarlussy got me actin' 🥴

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Ativan at the disco

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@anxietymsgs Yes

I'd goop on it like a diddy party for free as well

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@xmuse_ When the homies come over for dinner

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Obama did go to the Epstein island but not for the kids it was for the pickleball

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Come to think of it, the only thing Spanish about the Spanish inquisition was the fact that it happened in Spain

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If you do the worm in a falling elevator before it hits ground you’ll survive.

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Average day in the life of a sovereign citizen.

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New Objective: Goon in the pets mart fish tanks (3/15)

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New Objective: Place the dynamite on the Cabela’s fish tank.

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New objective: Meet Grok at the harbor cove

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New objective: Kill the tax collector

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*hasn’t eaten all day*

*stomach grumbles*

“Oh yeah?” *slams protein shake*

“How about that bitch???*

Is this healthy?

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Jerry listen man, you don’t have to do this…

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Hear gods voice as he speaks through his oracle, the TSA agent.

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I saw bird shit hit the ground for the first time today

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Thinking about how SpongeBob SquarePants’ pants were rectangular in every dimension.

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Me on da way home from da liqua sto staring into the headlights of a Sysco semi truck