Mervin

32. Devoid of damns and bereft of fucks. My pronouns are Hee/Haw🤠

[Aditya Reds @aditya_reds]

Football doesn't wait for anybody or any club.

3 games in and we have condeded 6 goals. Not adding to our defense has basically killed our season before it even began.

Once Champions League starts may god help us. We will do well to make it in the top 4 with the defense that we have.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

“Where they play, how they play, if they play.”

Jose Mourinho, what a man!

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

@SirCMTusk Will always remember Halloween 2018, had the best backseat experience with my now ex, don't remember what the movie was all about.

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Maybe not anyone else every week, but surely once or twice a season if you signed more players to compete you lethargic nitwits.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Could it have been anyone else? 🤷‍♂️🎩

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Carrick had us playing at an 87-point pace to recover from Amorim, and we eventually got 4th with 71 points. We won more points than any other team during that run.

Yet, despite that and going into a 55-game season, no team signed fewer players than us this summer.

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Can't wait to slap this bitch at every manc derby. Hope we rondo around this scum.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Introducing our new Argentinian Blue 🇦🇷🩵

[Macroblock @sainimatic]

We're watching a page turn. I wish it didn't feel like this. A legend of the medium shouldn't be filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy and auctioning off pieces of film history. There should be an awards ceremony, new funding for a passing of the torch, and he should be sailing.

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Whoooo

[Harlow Town FC @HarlowTownFC]

ANOTHER ONE FOR JESSEEEE⚽️

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

@AshishAFC

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

@jonnyescott Ngl mate he's added some smarts to his game

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Much much much better half and an even better scoreline, finally woke up

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

It's 1-1 but this has been a nonsense performance yet again, useless team man, masters of momentum and headloss.

[Souvik Satpathy @souviksatpathy]

@ndtv @rahulkanwal Almost 600 people dead, over 2000 missing. Entire villages swept away in this apocalyptic deluge. It's expected the number could double or triple in the coming days. Close to $1.5 billion worth of infra damage. And this is the news you came up with?
FIRE YOUR EDITOR-IN-CHIEF.

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

I was too harsh on Micheal Bay man, this shit is fucking peak

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

2009 CGI was NOT supposed to look this insane

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Looooooool

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

I'm in bits at the TV producer cutting to that wide shot thinking it was a touching moment of some young fan getting Isak's shirt and instead he's shamed *the life* out of some bloke snatching it off him. Incredible tele.

[SEBA @ItzJustSebaa]

I LOVED the way Zack Snyder depicted a speedster.

[່ @franchiseford]

thank you for giving me one of the biggest dopamine hits of my life sir ❤️

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Great we're going out on the 3rd round once again

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We will host Brighton in the third round of the #CarabaoCup! 🏡

[Kali Yuga Surfer @kaliyuga_surfer]

Only in India will you find people as devoid of principles like this guy right here, working overtime to defend food adulteration.

[Mervin @toomanysequels]

Heartbreaking really, rest in peace to all the souls.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: New footage shows absolutely horrifying scenes along the China-Nepal border amid devastating flash floods, hundreds missing, many feared dead