Toonces

I'm 15. I drive (not well). I live with @humanoftoonces, dad, college girl + Punkie, the interloping sibling cat.

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

Toonces' best Twitter buddy, @southboundcat - thank you.

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

Toonces Cat, Alpha Cat Extraordinaire, Loved Family Member, 1996-2013. RIP, my Toonces.

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

@shelbythecat Thanks for the Tuesday Meow-Out!!

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

@southboundcat Thanks for the Follow Friday meow-out, bud. The Tooncinator Lives!

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@understandblue Hhhhmmmm. Will take clandestine operations potential under consideration....

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@understandblue Oh yeah, I know the type alright. TRAITOR ALERT!

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

@understandblue "weak link" -hehehe. I'll remember that. Her credentials may have to be revoked.

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@understandblue Maddie! What has happened to you since I've been gone?? You've gone soft!

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@dj_meowmix I knew I liked you, DJ. Yep, human plays dirty alright. But Toonces can play that game, too.

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@understandblue She THINKS she owns the place, Miss Blue, but we know the truth.... 78787878787. Retribution to follow.

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

Notice the proximity to my food source. Living VERY dangerously, rodent. http://twitpic.com/58uir9

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INTERLOPER ALERT! They call her Gracie. I call her Betrayal. http://twitpic.com/58uf8s

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ALERT! Human has added new kitten to household and is holding me hostage from tweeting!! SAVE TOONCES!

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@southboundcat Diablo, I have secretly logged on without HER knowledge. HELP ME!

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@The_Weekly_Cat Here are my Top 50 Tips to Annoy Humans: http://bit.ly/55nzQt

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@The_Weekly_Cat Thank you. I have spent 15 years perfecting the annoyance of humans. This wisdom must be shared.

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

@EllaBellaKitty EllaBella! Can you believe that she has kept me silent this long??

[Toonces @TooncesCat]

I am quite sure that my followers are hungry for the wisdom of Toonces. It is my duty to share my knowledge with my younger feline friends.

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Come to think about it, human hasn't been keeping the litter box very clean either. JUSTICE FOR TOONCES!

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Are you paying attention, HUMAN?? My fans are calling for my FREEDOM TO TWEET! @southboundcat @dj_meowmix @meow_girls