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Seek to flabbergast when it’s socially convenient.

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@gman5180 Somebody check to see if my meatloaf from 1932 is still good, please?

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@0DonaldTrumpJr1 Yes, and am really eager to watch his funeral.

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@bullockpage697 Oklahoma
Illinois
Wisconsin
Ohio
Iowa
Alaska….

Dammit, I can’t think of any states that DO have a furschlugganer ‘E’. Fire the yarnoff who writes these frogfamned puzzles.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Mt. READY! AIM! FIRE!

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@malik_alee66879 An unarmed Snail

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@malik_alee66879 Define the circumstances this “accidental” dalliance… and make it good!

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@malik_alee66879 I use mine to fight crime.

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@malik_alee66879 That’s Satan.

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@malik_alee66879 The map on the wall was drawn by someone who desperately wanted to flunk geography.

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@malik_alee66879 Itchy gums, clearly.

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@malik_alee66879 Uninteresting.

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@malik_alee66879 Flicka
Shadowfax

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@malik_alee66879 Women: god help us…

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@malik_alee66879 Thor
Vengeance
Robespierre
God of Dogs
Lord God Canine

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@0DonaldTrumpJr1 One hundred percent

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@otokyo__ The red death’s head on the tail is kind of a hint…

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@sttrumpw Leech.

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@ojessie__ Big Steve Wurbler.

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@TiffanyTrumpRV “Drop dead soon.”

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@Suzierizzo1 Deafening flatulence…Canada has been complaining about it.