Sarah

the horse’s name was friday #SLSL #GTID

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Gfs have a phone voice bfs have a video game voice

[bk @dumb1diot]

Ok I’m so serious but Taylor Swift did put whats his face on the map cuz me and all my besties had no clue who that man was

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Is elf a good movie or

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

@POVhimbo @nnnnnnnikki_ I wish it was me :/

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

So what you’re telling me is the Barbie version of The Nutcracker is NOT the only one?

[danlet @evildanevil]

Hey can I come over and be a straight up liability

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

How come every time I go to a fancy restaurant I feel the need to act like I’ve never been anywhere before

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Turns out I got my masters degree just to show grown ass adults how to use a dishwasher

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

My gynecologist said he thinks I’m funny

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

The DJ in vegas just gave me $20 to stop asking him to play tpain

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Number of times in vegas: 2
Number of times seeing @TheChainsmokers in vegas: 2

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

How come Fritos smell like dog feet

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

LMFAO

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Me

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

When you’re stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

Just got asked why I always have *that look* on my face…girl I will write u up

[Sarah @tooookrazy]

“My supervisor tapping me on the shoulder and asking if the weed cartridge that she found is mine is one of the craziest things to happen to me at work. It’s like… right up there with getting hit on by a Vietnam veteran”