Töôrnst Hülpft

Hei from dis looney Töôrnst gps’d in de lap o da land. Mein favorite color? caribou. I identify as a sexless meat. I bring dem huge jams so chunky tight. Toodle

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

@BrodyDHomme Got to go midvinter instead! Der caribou is to dine for!! You so chunky tight brodalle... I’d like to make sweet jerky out of your toons!!

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Stay tooned for dem hot tickies!!

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Dudes & dudettes,
Mein caribou nighttime jammies are so snuggly tight! Ready for long, long, super long, bunk bed convos. Top bunk es mein!!

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

@MikeWatsonToGo Dis is dem sweet meats from dem heads to da feet’s. Him toes are like meat.

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Oof, dis is a fer sure romance in da pants on dat zuper important (no chaperone, finally) 8th courting ritual date night! Some mold wine & a hunky chunk a dat Kuivaliha! https://t.co/jldSb1gkVW
vat mouth Valhalla! Mouthalla!
#chictweetz #Kuivaliha #mouthalla #DesertSessions

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Honk if you caribou about reindeer! Right?! So much funny times to joke about dem!

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Dis is soo dem true

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

I got dem new tights for da hike through da night! Supper doops excited cause der so chunky tight. I’m a hot tickie in deez. #chictweetz #desertsessions

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

@NME @Desert_Sessions Dis is dem sweets pix of dem hot caribou dudes!
#cariboududes

[NME @NME]

A serious investigative report into who is singing "I said I would wax all your cracks" on the new @Desert_Sessions record https://t.co/vWB44sxDWf

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

ooo hai!

[Desert Sessions @Desert_Sessions]

Meet Desert Sessions Player @toornsthulpft

#DesertSessions Vols. 11 & 12
Arrivederci Despair
Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels

Available October 25, 2019
https://t.co/GEV6JC2eqA

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

@TBonesCafe @matador @friday4newmusic hallo?

[QOTSA @qotsa]

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12
Arrivederci Despair
Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels

Available October 25, 2019
https://t.co/eo5ASclSLi

#DesertSessions

[Jake Shears @Jakeshears]

Well, one of my dreams came true. I got to be a part of Josh Homme’s @Desert_Sessions in Joshua Tree with some of the most amazing musicians I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Vol. 11 & 12 coming October 25th! Pre-order/save: https://t.co/LEaeSLo61X #DesertSessions

[jurídico gil sharone @thaynamaffei_]

desert sessions. 25 de outubro. VAMOOOOO

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

Dere is a huge virtual hole in dat enemy newspuppy. A töórnst shaping hole, right? To get dem hõt scôôps, one must hear straight from dem pony mouth. Am I right? No Töórnst? Must be jerking my ketju! #chictweetz #desertsessions

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

To do dem #chictweetz is zupa great! Here in Lapland, to follow someone jus ain’t legal (unless you follow dem reindeer). #reindeerjerky #imfollowingyou
#hugefollowing

[Desert Sessions @Desert_Sessions]

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12
Arrivederci Despair
Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels

Available October 25, 2019
https://t.co/GEV6JC2eqA

https://t.co/yO18Zk6An7

#DesertSessions

[Töôrnst Hülpft @toornsthulpft]

I super up’d dem Desert Sessions Vol. 11 & 12 cause der was some shet on der... celebrational!