Meh, it depends, Esq.

Ex-DadBod Supermodel. Ex-COO of Prestige Worldwide. May respond in GIFs, and movie quotes. Did you touch my drumset? Encouragement Boom!

[Meh, it depends, Esq. @tootallmia]

@DietDrPepperEsq @THEJaxEsq 0.7!?!

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@RealJorgeSBeach Reporter: Mario, what are you telling these kids so they sign with the U?

Mario: Sabrosura, chu wanna has som ice cream with me an my Freng?
Coño meng, I just kiddin!

I tell em, all I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break em for no one, chu understand?!

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@BuySellSMB Imagining a DUI def. w/M&A counsel. Attending the arraignment w/an English bridle leather satchel, neatly organized set of purchase agreements, disclosure schedules, balance sheets. Sweating through their Brooks Bros Oxford; asking the 26yr PD for directions to a Capital Grill.

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@THEJaxEsq

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@THEJaxEsq Caveat emptor

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@kaajukatlee Damn. Guess Odysseus got back and immediately got busy.

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@Justin_Nunley Respect!

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@305miami6924 Of dick the case! Bueno mija, keeping your family in my prayers. Continue being a light for your parents. PLP you got this!

[Meh, it depends, Esq. @tootallmia]

@Puppieslover She’s a great advocate! Learning about her, and watching the movie and also reading about cases like The Buffalo Creek disaster inspired me to be a lawyer.

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@DrunkRepub Same can be said about the new Moana. The Rock’s range in this one is remarkable.

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@VinnysCorner1 Tiffany Haddish

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@DietCoke_Esq Motion to cause a commotion your honor

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@305miami6924 Wishing him a speedy recovery.
This whole system is f@cked, my old man had surgery, surgeon mandates Post op PT.
Insurance carrier: nah, not medically necessary and denies it.
It gets appealed, insurance says nah, tough shit no PT and no home health.

[Meh, it depends, Esq. @tootallmia]

@GrahamStephan

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@cane_papa

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@RealAyanfe1 Groot

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@ThatG4m John Elway

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@soccertorey Sergio Busquets

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@Tuff__Crowd Robert Horry is the GOAT