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[City of Austin @austintexasgov]

#ATXCouncil approves resolution recognizing the second Monday of every October as Indigenous Peoples’ Day in the City of Austin.

[diana thirst @cocksailor]

this is the future libertarians want

[teeter @tootallteeter]

@deep_beige I only want to hear him say this if he's exclaiming that his private wealth is threatened and Microsoft is being collectivized

[teeter @tootallteeter]

@bitrandombit @amy_surplice @libshipwreck my coworkers are hoping to get classrooms

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

Hi Neil,

That's literally what we teach.

Thanks for the shoutout!

Sincerely,

The Humanities
https://t.co/hVphWKDzbj

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

Kids telling Infowars they're fucking idiots is my favorite kind of content

[Dan Broadbent @aSciEnthusiast]

Houston: *drowns*
West coast: *on fire*
Florida: *Cat 5 hurricane incoming*
North Korea: *happening*
Trump: "Let's deport a million kids"

[teeter @tootallteeter]

this thread is hilarious https://t.co/DjvXuDNPNW

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

My friend is a history teacher. She's compiling a list of great historical figures and she needs a male to add to the list. Suggestions?

[teeter @tootallteeter]

@royaltheartist *sweats*

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

"when you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like discrimination."

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

[teeter @tootallteeter]

that profile has literally nothing but this

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

"with his eight inches of corncob raiding deep into my donut, the sensation of his buttery treat smashing my sweet pastry making me tremble"

[teeter @tootallteeter]

@virgiltexas just wanna add support for my side that there are cold soups, in case anyone was hung up about that https://t.co/S9YjhPQcXw

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

For those of you not keeping score at home, there are 160,000 people on Guam, which is American territory. This is the response to Trump: https://t.co/9mVp0TI8eq