toothlesswonder

a chicago-style hotdog, a set of false teeth & a dream

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

fine, i’ll griddy if you take me to fraternity formal

[Mak @mak_aura]

if ur gonna quit something this year quit being a bitch

[rizzy ⋆˙⟡ @WifiSh4wty]

why does everyone wanna go to japan let’s go to san bernardino, ca

[dari supreme @bonditch]

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

im passionate as fuck

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Do you think jimmy john and jersey mike have explored each others bodies

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

May I six seven them big naturals, mlady?

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

“imagine you get clapped so hard, you burst your appendix”

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

my sun, moon and rising, if you even care.

[marco aurelius @ttickyy]

Listed a nice desk for $25 on fb marketplace just to get rid of and someone said “Can you do $20?” like what is wrong with you, I don’t have time for this bullshit

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

we are so fucking back team.

[marco aurelius @ttickyy]

1st time in the drunken dungeon has been so much fun, fuck you @sugarbahbah @coconutbreadbo1 @cayennelovstad @fishalicious1 @tooth_lessgal

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

@ttickyy i guess i’m the only loyal follower🤷‍♀️

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

me telling @sugarbahbah i’ll text a situationship as a threat, a new low.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

Rihanna filming a fenty ad in the bathroom while they’re closing the met gala carpet

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

missionary so we can still argue

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

something about me and @sugarbahbah we are going to silently get ready to go out while listening to snoop dogg

[toothlesswonder @tooth_lessgal]

a biker to @gazerbomb that he looked like buster murdaugh last night at the bar….tough scene