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@DelayGratitude yep.

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

10/13/26 - Dream where I was trying to come up with a really good tweet but couldn't so I laid down in defeat

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

@winslownian If you don't want me at my Need to shit you don't deserve me at my Oat milk

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

Fully fitted/swagged up baddie at Safeway when it's laundry day and I'm wearing my decade old pajama pants and "Bröther, may I have some lööps?" t-shirt.

Just my luck.

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

@PantaEth_ Ouuu oui?

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Late to my Zoom graduation because Chrome froze on "green snot meaning"

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@DelayGratitude dw

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

Greek tragedy transpiring in my Duolingo feed

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

White boy STUNS Ethiopian waiter by becoming drenched in sweat after requesting “medium” spice

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

@PantaEth_ Going to grocery stores and asking if they have Evil ice cream

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

Ok thats enough tweets

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The first one isn’t fart. That’s poop. The third one isn’t pee, it’s poo.

[A Sexy Pile of Corpses @NecroticErotic]

The first one isn't fear. That's realization.

Third one isn't hate, it's rage.

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

Laughing evilly at Tweets

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@DelayGratitude Touché

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Customer services courses through my veins

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

My DoorDash coming on a Blue Angel

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@DelayGratitude

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

I will be shit talking somebody in my head real bad then I see them smiling on an Instagram photo and feel guilty

[im goi 2 @toothbro2]

Tap water

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Love takes 525,600 minutes

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Shower