UrsulaLeSeaWitch

“What good is power when you're too wise to use it?” she/them. 18+. Queer. hockey. Rangers. Pens. Kraken.

[UrsulaLeSeaWitch @toothinclaw]

@voynichbitch @1F41L Lollll

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@voynichbitch @alibrooke4ever I mean yes but I said SHADES present in the king of Canada. I think he’s on their citizenship exam

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@voynichbitch @alibrooke4ever Oh no shades of Sidney Crosby

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@mexicanesnupi Welcome Lee Pace to the Sidney Crosby Cinematic universe

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@voynichbitch LOOK IT IS WHAT IT IS

[tia ☆ @thoschody]

fakest idgafer ever

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@PensInsideScoop God we’ve gotten them doing the Elf movie and a few other movie riffs. My kingdom for Bond!sid and Bond!villain!geno

[🥔🏒 @liltaterhockey]

(David Attenborough voice) The chick, now successfully imprinted on his mother, mimics the rituals that have allowed her to survive in this unforgiving terrain

[UrsulaLeSeaWitch @toothinclaw]

Hockey players that all likely provided inspiration for heated rivalry

[pluto | elmer söderblom pr manager @genocrisp]

bringing this back cause its hilarious

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@crosbycain87 …each other?

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I love this but can we pleaseeeeeeeee try flipping Malkin and Rust for like a few shifts please?

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@PEACHIPLIER Like…I agree left to his own devices he might be able to matrix around it. But there are people that work for him and/or the pens whose jobs it is TO be aware of such things and I would imagine at times they’ve had to brief him

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Takeaway from the blues game: yay certain babies can score, yikes we really can’t afford to lose any of our top d during the playoffs because we do NOT have great alternatives, and as for our goalies…??????

[UrsulaLeSeaWitch @toothinclaw]

The editing in this— are they timing geniuses or perfect failures?

[evgeni malkin's luscious bald spot extensions @sidgeno88]

this is the funniest fucking vid i have ever seeeeeeeeen holy shitttttttt this is like peak sketch comedy

[UrsulaLeSeaWitch @toothinclaw]

@crosbyterian Yes please!

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@sidbrini How I felt when:

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@mmm2m2m22222 I live in Los Angeles and recently was able to buy my own home. While I’m open to finding a guy, it’s not a place I want to sink much energy. I have friend groups I prefer to cultivate, and a job I love where I frequently get to interact with kids/young people.

[UrsulaLeSeaWitch @toothinclaw]

@penguins Love to see we stay navy even with Sid out 🫡

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@PenguinsPR @sammyersson I mean. It’s still statistically possible for caps to make the playoffs, and that would be a fun-ass series. Maybe this is in the spirit of fan appreciation after all…👀