Chel

I'm hardcore, but I'm not that hardcore.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

Parker: I think I have COVID.
Me: That sucks, why?
Parker: I took three tests and they're all positive.

It was a good run y'all and our house has finally got got.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

The Ballad of Ted Cruz

[Chel @toothlesschel]

@KNFourman @CarrieMLawless We were in Mansfield for a brief stint this weekend and saw a good mix of signs! So hopefully there's some nuance over your way too!! 🤞

[Chel @toothlesschel]

It's been a few days, but my favorite parts of Barbenhiemer were all the girlies dressed up for the event and JOSH PECK in Oppenheimer.

My least favorite part was the boys dressed at Oppenheimer. Can't explain why.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

@CapThunderpunch I went to post something else and then I saw that I had saved that photo and I was like never mind. This is what I need today and others might too. 🤷‍♀️

[Chel @toothlesschel]

A general reminder.

Also, remember not to lose your meds that you take to help you not lose things.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

@coriannelee Or at least institute the, "All errors go in favor of the student" rule we have in my class because my ass be fucking up daily. Haha.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

Hope this PhD Simulator isn't a reflection of the year to come.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

"You can take the girl out of hell, but you can't take the hell out of the girl". - actual text I sent today

[Chel @toothlesschel]

@totallyoakley Also the word PROVE. Yikes. So outdated of them (and it's totally the word they used).

[Chel @toothlesschel]

When IRB apps and Informed Consent docs are the things keeping your to-do list from becoming did-done list...

[Chel @toothlesschel]

Doing stand-up for the first time in months. Dude approaches me, very excitedly, and was like, "BASIC BITCH CHELSI!" And now I can't figure out if I have a haters club or fan club.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

I genuinely thought this was satire. It's not.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

I'm not exactly an expert, but I know enough to know this might not be the most legally defensible approach to hiring folks.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

Gatekeeping is so random I just overheard a man say he asks people in job interviews to explain how to tie a shoe and if it wasn’t clear enough he wouldn’t hire them

[Chel @toothlesschel]

My biggest frustration about having four trips in six weeks is that you'd think I would be able to keep all my stuff in one place - and yet.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

It's 2am. I'm leaving for a conference in five and a half hours. Guess I should do laundry.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

Worst photo. Best people. Nothing like two days flying, three days working, and two days flying back. Wish us luck. 😵‍💫

[Chel @toothlesschel]

Montenegrin Super Mouse here to haunt our dreams.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

@CarrieMLawless And everyone is a 2 on teams.

[Chel @toothlesschel]

RIP to Cincinnati's most famous mayor.

There's an alternate timeline where Jerry Springer won his gubernatorial race. I guess I'll take comfort in that.