Simple Plan Stan

Just happy to be here.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

World's Greatest mysteries: How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop, where is the Holy Grail, and

[Vincent Villarreal @villavin32]

Why is @matt_riebe famous. 😂😂

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@banzyoptics You forgot to include a U in your 2nd word. Would have fixed everything.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@MizukiAlola This is absolutely hilarious

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@netflix Well now I'm not going to watch the movie because you spoiled it for some reason

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@ButtsoupBill @solanaceae555 I prefer carrier pigeon

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@Bulbagarden This would hit so hard.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@ButtsoupBill @FBGreatMoments True. Didn't even realize he was missing too.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@HelmetAddict And when none of these matchups end up in the real Super Bowl, people will just move the goalposts to find that team's colors in the logo.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@BengalYouTube I always thought the punters should have been MVP options in the Rams-Patriots game. They were actually game changers in that game.

[Sammy @TigheSammy]

“Don’t expect it soon” might as well be Bethesda’s tagline at this point

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

The “G-League drop out” chant is peak smack talk performance. Topical, completely accurate, profanity-free and cuts like a knife.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Professional athletes can apparently own the casino now

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@ManMilk2 But all is quiet on the western front

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@DraftKings Yeah, he worked with a lot of different teams in a similar capacity last season. What's your point?

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@DKSportsbook Gotta go back to making charts school

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@JaguarGator9NFL Being a Pro Bowl alternate/replacement shouldn't count as a Pro Bowl accolade. You can still be there and enjoy the experience, because someone has to be there, but it's ridiculous that someone can call themselves a Pro Bowler because the other XX players opted out.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@DKSportsbook Man the 49ers really suck!

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@CFBReport We really need to see more rankings from specific coaches. Great hate watch.

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@finebaum Was someone holding him hostage from behind the camera?

[Simple Plan Stan @tootiredforfun]

@SEC_Exposed