Stephanie

Quirky, perky and a little bit jerky.

[Anna Kelly @AnnaKellyGOP]

I am once again asking people to stop putting two spaces after periods

[Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77]

Without saying anything except your age, tell us how old you are.

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but word processors are not for graphic design.

[Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158]

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government?

Asking for a friend.

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Introverts for mask wearing! Hide your face so acquaintances don’t recognize you and stop for an awkward conversation!

[erin mallory long @erinmallorylong]

This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

@WBER The ~special~ remix of “Oh Fortuna” that I have never been able to find anywhere outside of the WBER airwaves.

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

@sunyoswegocts What a surprise that off-campus connectivity is down for the third night this week.

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

Swear I never saw Natalie Portman legit smile before watching her walk off stage tonight. #Oscar2020

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

That was such a “How do you do, fellow kids” like about women directors/co-directors. #Oscars2020live

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

The background of this performance looks like an ultrasound. #Oscars2020

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

Hell yeah, @WBER! Never head a first-time DJ before. Thought she was a recording, that’s how confident she sounded!

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

me: can we please not do emotions tonight?
my brain: actually i was thinking we'd do all of them
me: no
brain: ok then just the bad ones
me: that's not better
brain: too late, saddle up fuckaroo

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

I like your enthusiasm but I’m really gonna need you to get it TF away from me.

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

My goal is to leave behind a trail of men who all feel that losing me was the worst mistake of their lives.

Currently, the count stands at 0.

[Stephanie @tootoomey]

Tear Your Hair Out Tuesday

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Went on a date. Didn’t get murdered. Guess I’ll try again until someone puts me out of my misery.

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Sometimes instead of crying at home, I like to find a cozy little brunch spot and cry there.