Cora Myers

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Guess what?It's bath day...not for u silly, for me! Know anyone with a strong pair of hands to help me into the tub?

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Now to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers & a blow torch. U hear me bear, I ain't through with you.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Someone dropped something big into our sewer system.
#Shittersfull

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

and all the girls dreamed that you'd be their partner, Carly Simon reveals her song "your so vain" was about my dad.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Are you in there little Fetus? in 9 months will u come greet us? I will... buy u some Adidas. That's for Laura

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

We are watching Private Ryan, well some of us are me and my mom are sleeping.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

This is a shot from my modelling portfolio- too risqué? You want to fight about it!

[Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie]

Nothing about this flier is not shameful. https://t.co/ME8WPUoTkV

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Check out my mom and dad out on the town on in TO on a Tuesday night drinking beer and watching some Baseball.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

I am missing my chipmunk Kevin he better not be in my new squirrel house or I will kick his narrow ass.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

This is my big sister. My dad says don't Fuck with her when she's asleep but I have this strange urge to mess her up

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Some folks see Jesus in weird places we have Mickey Mouse in bread mold.Not sure people will flock here
#mickeymold

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

I don't know who this big dude is but my dad said "you don't fuck with the Duke". Notice my hair all standing up.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

The weekend started with Mandy friends staying over then drinking beer with my dad on Saturday night- I am spent.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

If its not Scottish it's crap. Maybe my dad shouldn't drink the hard liquor, I'm just saying.

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

I am looking for a new punk. Someone to throw this dirty ass ball for hours and for no pay. Anybody want the job?

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

One picture makes daddy happy and one picture makes him sad. Can you guess which one is which?

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Mom was sure we could get one of these into her purse. Damm u little travel purse, Damm u all to hell

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

Oh and this was her new captain. Captain Joyce Sparrow.
#haveyoueverbeentoseeBilly

[Cora Myers @tootsthejug]

My Mom & Dad were in Lunenburg N.S. today and the Blue Nose II came back to port from a long trip. Part of Canadiana.