chris topher

shakah kahn! He/Him

[chris topher @top8her]

@grefsengboy Big n tasty

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow. Dying is easy. Math is hard.

“The most patriotic thing you can do for your country is your homework.”

This is both funny and true:

[chris topher @top8her]

@geaux_hard1 Mothers in fed hill right?

[chris topher @top8her]

@iamMurtaza68 Yes

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @Safer__sax]

Pump it!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WOW, you could start your day with a cup of coffee OR you could wake up with a steaming hot cup of George Stephanopoulos putting his foot all the way up Byron Donalds’ lying ass about Kamala Harris.

I suggest the latter.
It's BRILLIANT.

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

Deadpool is now joking about Robert Downey Jr. playing Doctor Doom during Story Time with Deadpool. This is gold. 😂

🎥: @laughingplace

[Matt @DisneyScoopGuy]

Deadpool is making Grindr jokes in Disney California Adventure. For anyone who was worried he’d be too PG in the parks.

🎥: @finding_denny

[Idina-Here @idina_here]

It’s been almost 17 years but @idinamenzel & James Marsden’s “Enchanted” duet has finally leaked!

Full song: https://t.co/aZvo0cPb6d

[chris topher @top8her]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/liK6xRSPJ6

[chris topher @top8her]

Nothing pissed me off more then when people “check out” at the pharmacy

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) This is a brief thread from a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer on what everyone—literally everyone—is missing about the 34 felonies Donald Trump committed to win the 2016 presidential election. This will change how you understand the 2016 election cycle.

Please RETWEET.

[chris topher @top8her]

@roidedred Is it foghorn leghorn… I have a theory

[chris topher @top8her]

@roidedred @muscledipper Awwww

[chris topher @top8her]

@imcharlierobs Well… not the worst thing I’ve ever had in me…

[chris topher @top8her]

@roidedred Ok grandpappy

[chris topher @top8her]

@roidedred Never! You’re a pal and a confidant … and if you threw a party, invited everyone you kneeewww - you would see - me threw the window cause I’m allergic

[chris topher @top8her]

@roidedred Atta girl

[chris topher @top8her]

@WDWNT Camp half blood

[chris topher @top8her]

So I’m ugly? Ok message received. But I’m worth the effort