Vanessa Tenn

Creator of sparks ⚡️ girlfriend+femdom ⚡️ artist

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

Pro tip: if you fuck [cis het] men for pleasure, do. not. EVER. fake. orgasm.

It isn't community service, and it helps no one.

If you're happy w/o orgasm, say that.

If not, ask for what you need to climax. If he can't or won't, replace him with someone who will.

#sex #advice

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@surrealwhore Maybe the least scary so far

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@surrealwhore My PT tells me at least 5x per appt to close my ribs in and down toward my hips…this is how to protect the spine. If Eddie is lifting like that he’s gonna have a herniated disc soon

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@surrealwhore My hips are unusually flexible, and I’m still not certain this is a pose I could master 💀

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

lol jk 😅 who could have predicted 💀

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

I just learned that I can schedule posts?! 😳
So now I'll keep up with my LF whenever it's appropriate

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@RealDianeYap I think most women don’t want to have to tell him what to do. We want him to NOTICE the dishes in the sink, the sticky floor, dirty shower… and just take care of it. If kids, be available for them, don’t send them to ask mom. Play games, go out, change the baby. Be an adult.

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@babieswithb Wait I didn’t do ballet (tragically! Wasn’t allowed) but those are the only two comfortable locations for buns

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

I dreamt that I had to locate a woman I’d never seen in a packed stadium 💀

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@iluvusofia_xo Travel time should be compensated. I can’t be doing anything else while I’m traveling to meet you.

I don’t charge extra to meet you in the city, but def if I have to drive an hour or more

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@dieworkwear Def gonna make a silk robe my wfh uniform 🔥

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@saltwatermp3 Nah, we’re just cleaning n can’t be bothered to try to sell

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@PiecesofMargo I thought you were allowed to stipulate you didn’t want it to be used in military applications? I don’t remember why I think that… 🤔

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@JezziiB I’m so glad that you had that school counselor’s support ❤️

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@ssinfamous Bit of both maybe?
He grabbed a few excedrin from someone’s bottle? Cool.
He took someone’s prescription? 💀
Unless he’s the prescribing doc and can confidently get them more, that’s concerning.

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@ratxgurl Wait is it a compulsion if I eat the same thing every day?
At what point do I know if it’s bad? 😬

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

Why do men want girlfriends?
Y'all barely even have friends.

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

Housemate admitted to Owner yesterday that the other cat is not, in fact, spayed 💀
Owner is the most patient person I have ever met, and atp I’m not convinced that’s a good thing

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@PiecesofMargo That is stupid 💀
I put some in the little snack/ water packs I keep in my car for homeless people

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@ssinfamous HA! I mean it’s not a bad idea, and I’d love to meet some of my colleagues irl, but yea that’s not real 💀

Bet we also allegedly have a size twin or lingerie adjusts to fit by magic

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@ssinfamous Totally valid! I don’t have that kind of collection; if I did, I also wouldn’t want to be “gifted” more

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

So much this!

I totally appreciate being given lingerie, but don’t pretend you’re giving ME a gift. It’s for you. When I’m home alone it’s in my closet.

If you want to get something *for me*, I have wishlists, and cash is always well received.

[Vanessa Tenn @top_Tenn]

@BeyondBeautiful … why brushes? 💀
Why anything that belonged to her?

AND WHY DIDNT HE WASH THEM