Chel-say

Chelsey | English and History teacher |♋| 28 | She/ Her |topatower on almost all platforms |

[Chel-say @topatower]

@17_gyeommie drew this picture of me and it is the best thing to ever happen to me 🥺🥺🥺 I have the best people in my life

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Doomscrolling at a cafe instead of home

[Dev Latimer @DevinRN88]

Half the books you were "forced" to read in high school are actually spectacular, you just didn't have the emotional maturity to understand them yet.

[rune sword @runesword1]

why is tossing boiling oil down a ladder during a siege always a one time trick? if i were being sieged i would have 200 guys all boiling 3 or 4 cauldrons of oil EACH. if you come anywhere near the walls you’re getting scalded. get melted idiot

[zoe ⋆.˚⭑.ᐟ @antxpia]

i knew inters were the right tyre when i saw mclaren and ferrari weren’t on them

[vanessa @vaneeeop]

cuando llevo a mi perro al veterinario y en el recibo ponen su nombre y mi apellido me mata es el mejor recordatorio q es mi hijo biologico

[🥓Bacon🥓 @Bacon_Incident]

I like this genre of dog. No real determinate breed, mostly just a solid brown coat and a mix of features from multiple breeds. it's John Dog.

[Zion @zionszzn]

I like when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I need a scientist to explain to me why this tiny paw has the same weight as a car

[𝙛𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙣 @marifazan]

Deveria existir um site onde você publica seus desejos e pessoas ricas que não sabem o que fazer com seu dinheiro te dão o presente de forma anônima.

[BlackChrome64 -🍒🖤-⛰️🌲 @BlackChrome64]

The more you learn about astronomy the more you learn that our moons mogs 99.999% of all other moons in the galaxy

[dra bruna hime • Tarot @himebruna]

gente eu entrei em um grupo de gatos em silêncio e estão acabando com a minha bolota

[Austine @theereal_one]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂

[𝖡𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗇⚡️ @_bvstian]

Vine a un matrimonio y apareció la gata de la casa

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

He didn’t overreact at all cuz how humid does the freezer have to be to be able to grow MUSHROOMS in there LMFAOO

[Solus @Ersatz_Solus]

I find something strangely profound about how polar bears always have this look of boyish innocence to them no matter what the context is. Even covered in the blood of his prey, the bear looks like a silly little guy. Much to learn.

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Somewhere in the world, someone overslept their alarm for the race, rushed to the TV and this was the first thing they saw.

[ari 🐝 @laurogeitabat]

formula 1 is not a real sport wdym half the cars broke as soon as they touched the rain why are they roleplaying as h2o mermaids 😭😭😭